MLB 2020 Season Thread: Who’s Gonna Hit .400 Through 60 Games Edition

[Obsidian]

Maybe Dusty doesn't realize everyone watching the broadcast heard him yell "get back on the mound you little fucker" prior to Kelley owning Correa.

[Cail]

Baseball players are the biggest of snowflakes.

In other news, another Marlins player tested positive

[Xno Kappa]

Baseball players are the biggest of snowflakes.

Lmao soccer and basketball players say hi.

Let me know when baseball players are flopping like they’re suffering a seizure whenever someone bumps into them.

[Cail]

Lmao soccer and basketball players say hi.

Let me know when baseball players are flopping like they have a seizure whenever someone bumps into them.

Instead they cry and have to clear the benches cuz someone got called a bitch

[Xno Kappa]

Acting like a bitch is a legitimately used strategy in soccer and basketball.

[Melena]

Baseball players are the biggest of snowflakes.

In other news, another Marlins player tested positive

That brings the total up to 18 in their traveling party of players and staff.

Was also reading that they had no internal guidelines. Unlike other teams, they bussed everyone in together at the stadium instead of staggering it, no one wearing masks, etc. Just a huge clusterfuck. I swear, if this team keeps me from enjoying Astro's hate this year, they may wind up more hated then the Astro's.

[Krandor]

The Astros are definitely a giant collection of thin skinned snowflakes, I wouldn't lump them in with the rest of the MLB as a whole

[Lucavi]

Acting like a bitch is a legitimately used strategy in soccer and basketball.

Flopping should be punishable by tasering. On the field or on the court.

[Cail]

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...dodgers-astros

Major League Baseball is looking into the Joe Kelly incident in Houston on Tuesday night, a source tells ESPN's Buster Olney.

The Los Angeles Dodgers flame-throwing reliever sent a 96-mph fastball whizzing behind the head of Houston's Alex Bregman in the sixth inning on Tuesday night.

Moments later, after a few more brush-back pitches, Kelly mocked Carlos Correa with a pouty face as he walked off the mound and shared some choice words, prompting both benches to clear.

[Richybear]

I'd be like "You don't gotta steal this sign, I'm going to plunk you during this at-bat. "

[Krandor]

Kelly is suspended for 8 games.

Which is 8 more games then the entire Astros rosters got for cheating.

[Mertron]

and an 8 game suspension is like half the season

what’s math

[Cail]

Kelly is suspended for 8 games.

Which is 8 more games then the entire Astros rosters got for cheating.

https://twitter.com/AlexGam2013/stat...80984250613761

[synistar]

Adjusted for a 162 game season, it is a 22 game suspension rounded up.

[Lucavi]

Kelly is suspended for 8 games.

Which is 8 more games then the entire Astros rosters got for cheating.

Tried to think of something witty, but fuck it. That's a fucking crock.

I hate plunking batters intentionally, or revenge intimidation. I hate cheating more.

[Xno Kappa]

Manfred is a fucking joke. I can’t fucking stand how the Astros are constantly treated as some kind of victim for all their bullshit.

[Cail]

Roberts also got 1 game

[Obsidian]

The jokes just write themselves.

https://twitter.com/JenLada/status/1...339914244?s=19

[Xno Kappa]

Yankees picking up right where they left off last year at Camden yard. Homerun on the third pitch lol.

[Krandor]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDN8qRGFtIc/?hl=en