#43 - Episode XIII - Prop Pardons Edition

[Gredival]

The fake Melania shit is the exact kind of batshit conspiracy that level headed people mock Trumpers for believing in, be better people for fucks sake

But we don't think this is all part of some conspiracy to cover up the fact Melania was off'd for trying to betray Trump or something.

I just think she gets tired of Trump's shit and doesn't want to fake enthusiasm on the campaign trail, and rather than this administration just say something reasonable like FLOTUS is resting or something they sub in Hope Hicks. Because that's exactly the sort of unnecessary bullshit that this administration pulls all the time.

[NynJa]

The fake Melania shit is the exact kind of batshit conspiracy that level headed people mock Trumpers for believing in, be better people for fucks sake

You sayin that woman is Melania? Cuz im on board with the “thats not Melania” train, doesnt look like her.

[kuronosan]

That is not Melania.

[Apelila]

https://news.yahoo.com/fake-melania-...161444501.html
Found this while amusing myself and...
oh god I've never seen her feet before:



She has a huge vein on her feet. That's how we can tell 'em apart. (That's the fake BTW)

[TsingTao]

"Donald, I will keep my mouth shut so long as I don't have to waste my time with you in public. Plus, you get to grope and kiss another woman" - Melania, probably

That's not Melania. The one thing Donald knows how to do is discretely cheat on his wife. This would be easy to manage by comparison.

Once he's out of office you'll hear all about it. It will be described as a totally reasonable thing that the super rich do all the time.

[Day]

that is also not hope hicks i will not be tolerating any hope hicks slander

[TsingTao]

I agree, it's not Hope Hicks. That's some combo conspiracy theory/fan fiction porn bullshit to which I will not subscribe.

[Dimmauk]

Everyone knows the real Melania is at home with her boyfriend.

[kuronosan]

It's not Hope, but that's definitely not Melania. Her face is too soft.

[Roranora]

as apparent as the physical differences are, it's the behavior and the genuine smiles (vs the OG Melania's barely contained disdain) that are the dead giveaways

[Koyangi]

[Melena]

I'm just going to roll with Trump having some crazy nazi clone of hitler as a scientist/doctor who has an army of Melania clones in the Whitehouse basement for whenever trump needs one

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[Tyrath]

I assume this conspiracy is for fun otherwise a bunch of you have facial blindness lol

[kuronosan]

I assume this conspiracy is for fun otherwise a bunch of you have facial blindness lol

It's a plastic surgery. I know because I've seen a few surgeries in my lifetime and I can tell by the sutures.

[Gadritan]

It's a plastic surgery. I know because I've seen a few surgeries in my lifetime and I can tell by the sutures.

Fuck lol

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[Salodin]

It's a plastic surgery. I know because I've seen a few surgeries in my lifetime and I can tell by the sutures.

Well played lol

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[Roranora]

I assume this conspiracy is for fun otherwise a bunch of you have facial blindness lol

it is you who is blind matey

them lips are thin as fuck

[Gadritan]

it is you who is blind matey

them lips are thin as fuck

Someone explain the ears then. She has really weird, distinct ears. They're the same. I hope this really is in good fun you bunch of lunatics.

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[TsingTao]

Someone explain the ears then. She has really weird, distinct ears. They're the same. I hope this really is in good fun you bunch of lunatics.

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It beats the hell out of wondering what off the wall fuckery we are in for next week.

[Gadritan]

It beats the hell out of wondering what off the wall fuckery we are in for next week.

Fuck that. It's gonna be party time

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