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[archibaldcrane]

I'm gonna hijack the high visibility of this thread to ask a question because I need a quick answer. I'm in Vegas and about to buy some gummy edibles. I've never had anything like that in my life. Apparently the gummies come in 100mg doses. What is an appropriate amount to eat without dying?

whatever you think is right

eat half that much

[Roranora]

whatever you think is right

eat half that much

This answer is disputed.

[archibaldcrane]

I just don't want him to ruin a night with his new wife, and nothing ruins a night like eating too many edibles for someone with no weed tolerance

[Roranora]

yeah, so go with the explicit dosage when answering the critical care nurse. he's got this; 10mg is fine for the willing lightweight

a timid lightweight can opt for a fiver

ain't no one ever hallucinated, panicked, and wrote a dumb article taking 10mg

[kisada]

so my cousin owns a donut shop in the valley, and got tasked by a friend to make donut edibles for him.

she doesn't know ANYTHING about that shit though, so instead of using like, a tenth of what she was supposed to, she used the whole thing of what she was given. next time she hears from the guy, he had come out of a coma lmao

[Tyche]

We got 10mg gummies. I ate one. Gonna stick with that and maybe pop another before my flight in the morning if it goes well.

[archibaldcrane]

phew when you said 100 mg doses I was like

take it easy homie

[Tyche]

It was 100mg per bag. 10x 10mg gummies. I didn't read the bag correctly.

[Tyche]

BG, my head feels like it's swelling. Like, occipital swelling. Is this normal?

[archibaldcrane]

I FUCKIN TOLD YOU TO TAKE HALF

[TsingTao]

Eat a sock, you'll feel better. If you're worried you can eat just half.

[Tyche]

I FUCKIN TOLD YOU TO TAKE HALF

Yolo

[Tymon]

Haha

The point at which I realize I did too much is when I can't focus my eyes on one spot for too long. Try that and report back.

[Tymon]

This made me take a hit of the heaviest pen cartridge I have

I hate all of you

[Tyche]

Jesus fucking christ...archi, I'm so sorry. 10 was far too fucking much

[Tyche]

We literally had to turn around and go back to the hotel because we were both about to get lost. I feel like I have been walking for hours. The bellagio fountains fucked me up.

[Tymon]

If there's a ceiling fan in your room, be sure you don't start counting the spins.

[Aerin]

You took all 10? Whenever eating edibles you’re not sure about, always wait the 1-2 hours as was stated earlier. It can really hit you without warning

[Gokulo]

This is hilarious

[Dimmauk]

BG, my head feels like it's swelling. Like, occipital swelling. Is this normal?

RIP.