Projected Winner 2020: Fraud Unicorns

[Fhloston]

This shit right here. I'm happy Trump is fired too, but let's not catch celebratory amnesia about how we got Trump in the first place. There's people worse than Trump just waiting for 2024.

All the stanning for Harris, Buttigieg, and Abrams is pretty cringe right now. Granted, it's cringe I can live with as opposed to MAGA minions shoving a Trump victory in our faces. Watching them eat shit and lose is the best thing to happen today.

I'm also happy for people of color, dreamers and the LGBTQ community who have really had it bad these past four years. Don't let us down, Joe!

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[Richybear]

What if they were sugarless gummi bear edibles, so you were high, but also that sweet "cleanse"

[Fhloston]

Also live in a predominantly LGBT friendly apt complex so I figured folks would be jamming music in celebration tonight but it's been pretty quiet. If it weren't for COVID and they still had that pool near my apt, that shit would be popping rn lol

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[Andalusian girls]

is Tyche alive

[Andalusian girls]

the last time i was in Vegas i too took far far too many edible with French Canadian ex if only i had liveblogged the marriage iguana OD on BG

[BerenTebogo]

Tyche dying off of baby gummy bear weed would be the most 2020 thing ever

[Fhloston]

He would've died from that blondie bar my friend made me once. Told me he wouldn't make it too strong, but he's a hardcore pothead so that shit was a lie. Had one of those highs were I panicked cuz I thought I forgot to breath. That was all from a corner of the fucking bar too.

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[BerenTebogo]

The worst experience I had with edibles was also my first and I got wicked bad paranoia and I had ordered papa ginos and I near about had a panic attack worrying about whether or not the pizza guy would judge me based on my response time answering the door

[BerenTebogo]

I did 2CE at a bar and just let some random townie talk to me for like an hour while I just listened to shitty music with very, very little grasp on reality or the nature of solid objects and that was still way more enjoyable than that fucking edible.

[Boyiee]

Biden had a really good line that's been stuck in my head all night.

We will lead not with the example of our power but the power of our example.

Loved it.

[Byrthnoth]

This shit right here. I'm happy Trump is fired too, but let's not catch celebratory amnesia about how we got Trump in the first place. There's people worse than Trump just waiting for 2024.

All the stanning for Harris, Buttigieg, and Abrams is pretty cringe right now. Granted, it's cringe I can live with as opposed to MAGA minions shoving a Trump victory in our faces. Watching them eat shit and lose is the best thing to happen today.

I'm also happy for people of color, dreamers and the LGBTQ community who have really had it bad these past four years. Don't let us down, Joe!

With a R senate and a heavily R supreme court, he's not actually going to be able to do anything.

If it was one or the other, he could make life better for a bit. If he had control of 3 branches of government, he could pass laws and just re-pass them or pass slight variants if the supreme court overturned them. If the Supreme Court wasn't deep red, he wouldn't have to worry as much about his EOs being immediately challenged and injuncted. However, with McConnell running the senate, I honestly don't even know if he could get funds to run a national COVID testing program. With a 6-3 supreme court, I am not confident he will have half of Trump's EO latitude.

It is critical that the two Georgia senate races go blue, but they're unlikely to do so.

[kuronosan]

yeah, so go with the explicit dosage when answering the critical care nurse. he's got this; 10mg is fine for the willing lightweight

a timid lightweight can opt for a fiver

ain't no one ever hallucinated, panicked, and wrote a dumb article taking 10mg

Oh, yes. They have actually. In fact I had to treat someone who ate some gummies because they developed psychosis.

YMMV. One 10 is enough. Titrate to high, walk back if excessive. Zero chance of overdose.

Edit: shit I wish I would have gotten here sooner. Sorry Tyche.

[Yabby]

You have to be careful with edibles... and people's tolerance can be a HUGE range.

My better half can't take more than 3mg, she gets too high and hates it. I always tell people to start at 5mg (A lot of candy bars are broken up into 20x100mg), and tell them to wait. From there you can guess how much tolerance a person has after a few hours.

[NotGreyheim]

Wait, is this freakout from eating 10mg or all 10 gummies? This is critical in determining if he's a dumb motherfucker or just a pussy. Either way, should have just eaten the fucking socks man.

[NotGreyheim]

Also obligitary "Fuck North Carolina in its backwards ass"

[Gredival]

https://mobile.twitter.com/therecoun...00240694648834

[Tyche]

So, I am alive.

We sat in our room and each took one 10mg gummy. We left our hotel (the cosmo) and walked down to ceasars. We start walking down from the steps of the Bellagio and I begin to get tunnel vision and a very short term memory. I tell my wife "we gotta go back to the hotel...now", realizing I probably fucked up.

We start to walk back and then it hits my wife. She has no fucking idea what is going on. On the way back to the hotel, we pass some cops. I look at my wife and tell her she needs to act cool. She gets super paranoid. It's 100% legal here lol.

Anyway, the walk back felt like it took 2 hours. We get to the hotel and sarah is complaining she's hungry. I remember that there's a secret pizza place hidden on the 4th floor and our mission is to find it.

We accidentally get off on the 3rd floor but we become hypnotized by the carpet. We start walking, laughing uncontrollably. The carpet, which was this trippy deep hue of red with graffiti drawings all over was the end of our lives. Walking that carpet to the elevator was intense.

We get to our room by some grace of God and I am not a functional adult. Sarah and I spend 30 minutes in the room just laughing uncontrollably. I somehow ordered room service. The pizza was horrible. I had to get my phone to calculate a $3 tip.

My wife now just wants to watch Netflix and go to bed. I pick up the remote to try to login. I can't do it. Staring at the letters on the TV to type my email made me want to puke. I paced the room for a good ten minutes. My wife finished eating the pizza. I encourage her to come to bed because I have this irrational fear she may jump off the balcony. I check my phone two or ten times to make sure I set my alarm for the early flight. When I close my eyes, I see crazy weird shapes and patterns. It take me a good 30+ minutes to fall asleep.

I wake up, type this message.

10/10, great experience. Highlight of the trip.

Never fucking again.

[kuronosan]

Now come do therapy on edibles.

[Boyiee]

I can't wait for January in NJ, fuck this DOT job.

[Roranora]

Oh, yes. They have actually. In fact I had to treat someone who ate some gummies because they developed psychosis.

YMMV. One 10 is enough. Titrate to high, walk back if excessive. Zero chance of overdose.

Edit: shit I wish I would have gotten here sooner. Sorry Tyche.

lol jfc he's fine. "wish I would have gotten here sooner" haha

i had noted people's responses vary greatly. he didn't flirt with psychosis taking 10mg

So, I am alive.

We sat in our room and each took one 10mg gummy. We left our hotel (the cosmo) and walked down to ceasars. We start walking down from the steps of the Bellagio and I begin to get tunnel vision and a very short term memory. I tell my wife "we gotta go back to the hotel...now", realizing I probably fucked up.

We start to walk back and then it hits my wife. She has no fucking idea what is going on. On the way back to the hotel, we pass some cops. I look at my wife and tell her she needs to act cool. She gets super paranoid. It's 100% legal here lol.

Anyway, the walk back felt like it took 2 hours. We get to the hotel and sarah is complaining she's hungry. I remember that there's a secret pizza place hidden on the 4th floor and our mission is to find it.

We accidentally get off on the 3rd floor but we become hypnotized by the carpet. We start walking, laughing uncontrollably. The carpet, which was this trippy deep hue of red with graffiti drawings all over was the end of our lives. Walking that carpet to the elevator was intense.

We get to our room by some grace of God and I am not a functional adult. Sarah and I spend 30 minutes in the room just laughing uncontrollably. I somehow ordered room service. The pizza was horrible. I had to get my phone to calculate a $3 tip.

My wife now just wants to watch Netflix and go to bed. I pick up the remote to try to login. I can't do it. Staring at the letters on the TV to type my email made me want to puke. I paced the room for a good ten minutes. My wife finished eating the pizza. I encourage her to come to bed because I have this irrational fear she may jump off the balcony. I check my phone two or ten times to make sure I set my alarm for the early flight. When I close my eyes, I see crazy weird shapes and patterns. It take me a good 30+ minutes to fall asleep.

I wake up, type this message.

10/10, great experience. Highlight of the trip.

Never fucking again.

yeah 5 or 10 was plenty. you did well to not brazenly or impatiently take too much

pop another for that flight :D