Projected Winner 2020: Fraud Unicorns

[Gwynplaine]

Yeah so I wasn't the only one who noticed, Rudy totally cuts a fart at 3:58:33
https://youtu.be/BWKfWNtCjmY?t=14300

[Yabby]

Until these people are willing to say these things in front of a judge, under oath, it is pointless to even watch that shitshow.

[kuronosan]

I forgot Victoria Jackson went full nut.

[Gwynplaine]

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/...50905.39.0.pdf

Detroit issues the Trump team a smoldering response to their emergency motion for injunctive relief.

INTRODUCTION

This is the lawsuit that one-time Trump legal team member Sidney Powell has
been promising would be “biblical.” Perhaps, plaintiffs should have consulted with
Proverbs 14:5, which teaches that “a faithful witness does not lie, but a false witness
breathes out lies.”

Few lawsuits breathe more lies than this one. The allegations are little more
than fevered rantings of conspiracy theorists built on the work of other conspiracy
theorists. Plaintiffs rely on affidavits of so-called “experts”—really confidence men
who spread lie after lie under cover of academic credential—which misstate
obviously false statistics. These “experts” use academic jargon as if that could
transmute their claims from conspiracy theory to legal theory.

[AoE]

https://twitter.com/MarisaKabas/stat...815278080?s=19

[Day]

im strangely attracted to that woman think i'll log off for a while

[Milkster]

im strangely attracted to that woman think i'll log off for a while

[thetruepandagod]

i admire that level of confidence in the face of such adversity

[NotGreyheim]

im strangely attracted to that woman think i'll log off for a while

Ha, I too will start calling it "Logging Off"

[Lokus]

im strangely attracted to that woman think i'll log off for a while

Shoot your shot brother, even nut jobs can be attractive.

[NynJa]

nut jobs can be freaks in bed.
just make sure they dont know where u live or what you drive.

[Uzor]

Yeah so I wasn't the only one who noticed, Rudy totally cuts a fart at 3:58:33
https://youtu.be/BWKfWNtCjmY?t=14300

I’m not convinced, sounds more like a typical wooden chair noise due to readjusting his weight.

[NynJa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKf...utu.be&t=14312
Better link without 12 seconds of dead space

readjusting his weight? wut? I didnt see him readjust his weight, the chair didnt even move. Also, the woman next to him clearly looks at him after the noise.

The only con against it being him who ripped one is he has zero facial expression over it. Go look in the mirror, talk, and rip one. There will be some kinda facial expression change, or you stop talking for a second. That wasnt a fart that slipped out.

[Yabby]

I don't really care if he farted or not, but I've sat across from old people ripping them without any facial expressions. Old people fart, a lot, sometimes they shit themselves and you won't know until you smell it.

[Gadritan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKf...utu.be&t=14312
Better link without 12 seconds of dead space

readjusting his weight? wut? I didnt see him readjust his weight, the chair didnt even move. Also, the woman next to him clearly looks at him after the noise.

The only con against it being him who ripped one is he has zero facial expression over it. Go look in the mirror, talk, and rip one. There will be some kinda facial expression change, or you stop talking for a second. That wasnt a fart that slipped out.

Who the fuck cares if someone ripped one. Find me someone who hasn't had one slip during an important moment over the age of like 12. Unless you don't have an asshole, it's happening.

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[NynJa]

Rudy is now just brazenly propagandizing while the MI house chair just lets him talk as much as he wants. And I swear it just sounded like he farted?

oddly quiet

Yeah so I wasn't the only one who noticed, Rudy totally cuts a fart at 3:58:33

oddly quiet again

readjusting his weight? wut? I didnt see him readjust his weight, the chair didnt even move. Also, the woman next to him clearly looks at him after the noise.

The only con against it being him who ripped one is he has zero facial expression over it. Go look in the mirror, talk, and rip one. There will be some kinda facial expression change, or you stop talking for a second. That wasnt a fart that slipped out.

Who the fuck cares if someone ripped one. Find me someone who hasn't had one slip during an important moment over the age of like 12. Unless you don't have an asshole, it's happening.

cool story, bro.

[Yabby]

I farted reading these.

[Gwynplaine]

Jesus you guys. Farting is the most honest and least offensive noise to come out of Guliani in the last decade so it's more of a compliment really. Just thought it was funny. But yeah he is an incredibly cynical and reprehensible man who is tarnishing the entire political and legal landscape just for a reality show president. If none of the Trump legal team or lying under affidavit loonies are punished there is no justice.

Edit: Oh yeah also here's a stunner:

https://twitter.com/travisakers/stat...408017920?s=20

[NynJa]

Day gonna look at Charge A and have to log off again.


told u she a freak.

[Gadritan]

cool story, bro.

Confirmed no asshole asshole.

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