117th United States Congress: Insurrection 2021

[NotGreyheim]

Man, lockdown has y'all motherfuckers dying of thirst.

[Apelila]

Do we have to post that excessively long video over explaining the Crazy/Hot scale joke? Because she's not that hot and she's all sorts of fucking crazy.

I almost went looking for it. And that scale works another way for some dudes. They'll mentally disassociate a person's relative attractiveness based on how crazy they are and see mediocre but batshit as absolute perfection.

[Dimmauk]

[NynJa]

Y'all judging her by her face and body, aka a shallow take based on her looks, a very typical toxic-masculinity take.

I'm judging her based on her being inbred, getting her GED at the age of 34 and months before being elected, and her total mental capacities being completely fueled by conspiracy theories. In short, I'm a modern, progressive man who looks at a woman for who she is on the inside and not by the shameful standards of beauty media and society force upon us.

Were not talking about putting a ring on it...

[Lucavi]

You're making me rock hard right now

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Lol, goddammit.

[6souls]

The Hill: Heidi Cruz invited friends, neighbors with them to Cancun in group texts: NYT | TheHill.
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/...e-in-texts-nyt

Not a pre-planned trip as some outlets are reporting. The trip was booked in response to the current conditions.

[Sirious]

Cruz was on hannity, but I'm not subjecting my eyeballs or earholes to that.

[Vaspinne]

Cruz was on hannity, but I'm not subjecting my eyeballs or earholes to that.

I'm sure he's just explaining how all this is just a big misunderstanding and really it's actually the Dem's and AOC's fault

[6souls]

https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/st...648281606?s=20

[Day]

fuck around and find out

[arus2001]

Trump Jr. out there spreading lies that Abbot is a Democrat and that's why Texas is fucked.

[Kaslo]

Guns are awesome but there is absolutely 0 gun safety in those pictures. Shes the type to accidentally shoot herself in the foot because she shoves her glock down the front of her pants leg.

Why do you need that many guns that poorly secured behind you?

Come on. We all know pockets on women’s jeans are a lie.

[Anoat]

Man, lockdown has y'all motherfuckers dying of thirst.

Yes.

Spoiler: show

In August I traded a shiny Gible in Pokémon Go in exhange for a beej from a girl that’s probably a 3.5 or 4 on her best day so. Yes. Thirst is real. For what it matters she was the one who proposed the trade. Was totes worth it, got another shiny Gible a few weeks later anyway.

[Mertron]

Yes.

Spoiler: show

In August I traded a shiny Gible in Pokémon Go in exhange for a beej from a girl that’s probably a 3.5 or 4 on her best day so. Yes. Thirst is real. For what it matters she was the one who proposed the trade. Was totes worth it, got another shiny Gible a few weeks later anyway.

lol

[Anoat]

Anyway Dava Foxx is Boebert’s porn star look-alike if you want to start casting her porn story. Bonus points, Foxx is also kind of a loony right wing Republican as well.

[AoE]

Yes.

Spoiler: show

In August I traded a shiny Gible in Pokémon Go in exhange for a beej from a girl that’s probably a 3.5 or 4 on her best day so. Yes. Thirst is real. For what it matters she was the one who proposed the trade. Was totes worth it, got another shiny Gible a few weeks later anyway.

I'm not even mad at you.

[Dimmauk]

Trump Jr. out there spreading lies that Abbot is a Democrat and that's why Texas is fucked.

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/s...963837952?s=20

[archibaldcrane]

I assume he's talking about New York media elites and Cuomo but he's so coked out he skipped a few thoughts

[archibaldcrane]

Hey Jack listen

[Andalusian girls]

yeah but WHEN