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  1. 2025-10-06 17:49 #42601
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    I'm not sure if I'll have sex again, it's been 2.5 years.

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    Not even a beej?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    THATS WHAT IM SAYINGGG

    Id be shooting up whatever I need to to stay hard enough to satisfy that kind of labido.
    ud get over it be honest.

    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Lads, if your woman has too high a libido, the solution is to fuck her until she has to have a coma. Get yourself three to five nuts.
    i have done so much damage to my penis recently with this mindset, never again.
  3. 2025-10-06 17:51 #42603
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    I was with ~3 dozen women before my wife, never was with anyone who had "too high" of a sex drive for me.

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  6. 2025-10-06 17:53 #42606
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    ud get over it be honest.



    i have done so much damage to my penis recently with this mindset, never again.
    The fuck?
  7. 2025-10-06 18:08 #42607
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    ud get over it be honest.



    i have done so much damage to my penis recently with this mindset, never again.
    I never got over your mom

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  8. 2025-10-06 18:11 #42608
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    lotta yall never been with a true blue blooded nymphomaniac before and it shows
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    I'm not sure if I'll have sex again, it's been 2.5 years.
    also this is rough stuff bud. i've seen Breaking the Waves. you're a good egg archibald.
  10. 2025-10-06 18:33 #42610
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    lotta yall never been with a true blue blooded nymphomaniac before and it shows


    I AM THE NYMPHOMANIAC!
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    so you busy this weekend orrr
  12. 2025-10-06 18:40 #42612
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    If I wasn't the faithful type I'd thinking emoji.
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    Boy that period in the second trimester up until several months after the baby is born, where your partner has no libido. Lots of cold showers and standing in the rain.
  14. 2025-10-06 18:54 #42614
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    also this is rough stuff bud. i've seen Breaking the Waves. you're a good egg archibald.
    Great movie

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    Oof

    I may never get married

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    also

    i don't drink as much as i used to but a training partner invited me to his beach birthday party on Saturday with a buncha mid-20 somethings and between the buzzballs tequila shots and drinking games it is now Monday afternoon and ya boy is bravely, valiantly making it out of his bed
    Did you try the BBL/BBC challenge?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    I never got over your mom
    many haven't

    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    The fuck?
    met up with a poledancer and i was too tired to go on and i swear she damn near snapped my dick with her nonstop riding. it was swollen and purple for over a week.
  18. 2025-10-07 04:42 #42618
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    Pick a better position, or stop when it starts hurting. The fuck man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Boy that period in the second trimester up until several months after the baby is born, where your partner has no libido. Lots of cold showers and standing in the rain.
    Omfgggg ‍

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  20. 2025-10-07 09:09 #42620
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Boy that period in the second trimester up until several months after the baby is born, where your partner has no libido. Lots of cold showers and standing in the rain.
    It was more like after the birth for us but those few ovulation cycles after Jesus it was like every day before going to bed "hey get naked".

    I feel the cold shower though.

    Scheduled sex. Works great. Imagine saying Winona Ryder or NK are too horny for you lol
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