I don't like the name of this thread: giraffes

[Mertron]

boobs too big 2/10 would not bang

[Demosthenes]

Scheduled sex. Works great.

Aye. All the other fucking is bonus fucking, but we have a weekly schedule.

[Salodin]

I don't like scheduling unless the schedule is "we're going out partying and drinking", which always leads to sex after.

But having a standing order on the day of the week and time for intercourse? IDK, it turns me off to have a plan to fuck like that

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[Demosthenes]

I don't like scheduling unless the schedule is "we're going out partying and drinking", which always leads to sex after.

But having a standing order on the day of the week and time for intercourse? IDK, it turns me off to have a plan to fuck like that

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When you have two kids and both of you are full time, you try to make the most of your time. We always fuck on this night is basically, "better take it easy during the day."

[Demosthenes]

Also means whoever is making dinner is making something fancy.

[Demosthenes]

Any other fucking during the week is, "oh damn, we're both up early" or, "oh shit we have 30 mins to an hour without the kids around."

[Salodin]

Scheduled sex is such a turn off for me. I enjoy spontaneity, even if it's faux spontaneity

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[Demosthenes]

I wanna fuck all the time, so no, it's not a turn off.

[Salodin]

Hey man, Im a horny dude too. I just want the gift of my dick to be a surprise.

Not an unwanted surprise like anoat and his lady friend. A real surprise, like you found a $20 in your pocket during laundry.

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[Anoat]

It’s Halloween horror nights baby, one more surprise couldn’t hurt

[Salodin]

Cause this is Thrillerrrr

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[Xno Kappa]

Scheduled sex is awesome. No kids. No distractions. No rush. Full access to the inventory of toys.

Spontaneous sex is like 99% just trying to get it in when you can.

[Xno Kappa]

What demo said

[thetruepandagod]

Pick a better position, or stop when it starts hurting. The fuck man?

play through the pain. related, i can no longer lift through my golfers elbow without my body going against me.

[Demosthenes]

This nigga doesn't take care of himself. You're not 22 anymore, what the fuck man?

[Roranora]

he's like one of those t-shirts you get from lifting weights in the off-season of high school football

PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY

[Xno Kappa]

Lmao we had a dude on our high school football team who got PAIN WITH NO FEAR tatted on his back.

[archibaldcrane]

Not enjoying Hades 2 as much as I thought I would - the slightly zoomed-out camera view and scavenging resources makes it feel more Diablo-like in a way I don't love. Also the weapons feel...less consequential? Less stun-locking or something? I dunno.

[Andalusian girls]

Hades 2 feels significantly better than Hades 1 to me in gameplay but the storytelling is a downgrade for sure, and the resource collectathon is a little much ya

[Mertron]

don’t worry, free expedition 33 update in the works. new area, enemies, bosses