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  1. #42841
    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    Chlamydia and gonorrhea are character building and just take some pills and an injection to clear up. NBD

  2. #42842
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Yeah but the herp Milk

    The herp...

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  3. #42843
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Y'all too fucking trusting.
    i dont trust anyone, its an indifference towards self

  4. #42844
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    if you are pure of heart they wont get you
    I have the heart of the cards, I can never lose
    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    I haven't used a condom since the middle of Obama term 2.
    Lul

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  5. #42845
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    If it was a street walker then yeah, wrap it up. A newly divorced wife I've known for years to be a decent person, and she doesn't smell fishy?



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  6. #42846
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    But that's my Dominican and Columbian leaking out.

    Not too dissimilar from how I'd be leaking out of her EYOOOOOOO

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  7. #42847
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Yeah but the herp Milk

    The herp...

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    3.7 billion people under 50 (approximately) have HSV

  8. #42848
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    I suppose if there's no finish line you might as well YOLO it

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Yeah but the herp Milk

    The herp...

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    I didn't hook up once with a chick who was throwing herself at me because she had herpes and like ... it feels unfair but I just couldn't make it work in my mind.

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  10. #42850
    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    if you are pure of heart they wont get you
    Lmao

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    Y’all need some chewing gum

  12. #42852
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I didn't hook up once with a chick who was throwing herself at me because she had herpes and like ... it feels unfair but I just couldn't make it work in my mind.

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    If you've had casual sex with over 8 people chances are one of them had the herp!

  13. #42853
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    I suppose if there's no finish line you might as well YOLO it
    What do you mean by a finish line?

  14. #42854
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    Apparently, Klay got a big ole dick too and be stretching out girl out. Love to see it!

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    Sweet Christmas she's so goddamn perfect

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    cutting down trees with a hand saw is exhausting, someone should create something more efficient

  17. #42857
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    What do you mean by a finish line?
    Married monogamy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    If you've had casual sex with over 8 people chances are one of them had the herp!
    that's what the condoms are for

    Spoiler: show
    inb4 but they aren't 100% protection!
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    better than nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Married monogamy = finish line
    i have tumbled into the water table impaling myself on one of it's legs and emt are on strike

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Married monogamy
    Monogamy in this economy? Crazy work.