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  1. #43261

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    You could put on Strokin’ and help someone get laid

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    Ok Christopher Columbus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    You could put on Strokin’ and help someone get laid
    Pony is infinitely better for people who aren't trying to sleep with people currently eligible and receiving Medicare benefits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Pony is infinitely better for people who aren't trying to sleep with people currently eligible and receiving Medicare benefits.
    I feel so attacked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Pony is infinitely better for people who aren't trying to sleep with people currently eligible and receiving Medicare benefits.
    dunno why i tell people these things

    last night i was chatting up a very good looking 50yr old who approached me at the bar. good convo, i can be very charming when needed. had her eating out of the plan of my hand

    i tell her i need to use the bathroom, brb

    i come back and she’s gone. ask the bartender who i know where she went

    she requested he walk her to her car because “i took a guy home from this bar last night, i can’t do this two nights in a row”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    dunno why i tell people these things

    last night i was chatting up a very good looking 50yr old who approached me at the bar. good convo, i can be very charming when needed. had her eating out of the plan of my hand

    i tell her i need to use the bathroom, brb

    i come back and she’s gone. ask the bartender who i know where she went

    she requested he walk her to her car because “i took a guy home from this bar last night, i can’t do this two nights in a row”

    My nigga

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    “I have a kid graduating college who’s looking to get into education”

    YOU DONT SAY

  8. #43268

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    I’m at this football game and it’s military appreciation week and it’s the first time I’ve ever seen the Space Force be recognized with the other branches. Didn’t see anyone representing them. Hears the Space Force anthem I think for the first time. It kinda slapped. But overall, a little weird.

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    anywho


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    https://x.com/troyorleans/status/198...9Wps1Hl11Rk-Sw

    Omg this room is gorgeous! I need to convince my husband that this is totally not splurging and we need a room like this.....

  11. #43271
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    she requested he walk her to her car because “i took a guy home from this bar last night, i can’t do this two nights in a row"
    Nah. That sounds like classic Codependency. You don't want any part of that.

  12. #43272
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Not sure that codependent is the right word for a lady who randomly has one-night stands

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    You gotta give a reason why Lucifer doesn't just solve all of Charlie's problems right away and also explain why he could fight Adam but not Vox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw View Post
    Nah. That sounds like classic Codependency. You don't want any part of that.
    Babes do you know what codependency is? Because that's not at all what it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    dunno why i tell people these things

    last night i was chatting up a very good looking 50yr old who approached me at the bar. good convo, i can be very charming when needed. had her eating out of the plan of my hand

    i tell her i need to use the bathroom, brb

    i come back and she’s gone. ask the bartender who i know where she went

    she requested he walk her to her car because “i took a guy home from this bar last night, i can’t do this two nights in a row”

    She was eating out of the palm of your hands yet she ghosted you, didnt give you a number or anything and also did let you clap cheeks. I dont think that's what eating out of the palm of your hands means or entails.

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    Stream Palm of My hands

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    https://x.com/sircalebhammer/status/...9Wps1Hl11Rk-Sw

    The breeders have swung the pendulum too hard in the opposite direction and ruined Gen Z and Gen Alpha ain't far behind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    https://x.com/sircalebhammer/status/...9Wps1Hl11Rk-Sw

    The breeders have swung the pendulum too hard in the opposite direction and ruined Gen Z and Gen Alpha ain't far behind
    OP says she isn't into pedophilia which is why it's weird for the 20 year old to be hitting on her.

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    I already got whammed this year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    I already got whammed this year

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    You are safe, Whamageddon doesn’t start until December 1st