I don't like the name of this thread: giraffes

[Zealot]

Still would.

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[Krandor]

Don't stick your dick in crazy is less applicable when they're worth 150 mil.

[Krandor]

We have some mandatory base-wide meeting tomorrow with the Senior Enlisted Advisor to the Senior Advisor to the Secretary for the Coast Guard.

What in the unholy fuck is that title and how useless is this persons actual job, especially since afaik we don't even have an actual Secretary for the Coast Guard, they just floated creating that position like 2 months ago

[Milkster]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UwpFg8/

These comments are taking me out. So women know the games they play are insane. Straight people are crazy

[Andalusian girls]

song clip goes kinda hard tho

[Milkster]

Zealot and AG I feel like y'all would enjoy her singing

[archibaldcrane]

Found the perfect Christmas gift for my 6 year old https://x.com/i/status/1999227900902388161

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[archibaldcrane]

It's just setting in right now that I'm not going to get the solar tax credit (which expires Dec 31st) because the system I'm trying to install on my rooftop since September is still waiting for fucking permits.

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Permit approved today, they're going to try to fit me in December 28th lets gooo

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[Outlaw]

Found the perfect Christmas gift for my 6 year old https://x.com/i/status/1999227900902388161

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It gets worse.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...loo-rcna246956

A quick summation.

These Chinese AI toys tell children where to find sharp knives in their home, how to light matches, even talk to them about extremely explicit sexual things. Oh, and they also store your child's face, voice, and anything they talk about and send it back to the companies.

[Xno Kappa]

One of the new investigators in my office was apparently showing dick pics to one of the female crim intel analysts. Which she obviously didn’t appreciate much. Especially as a married woman. This man is in his 40s.

You can’t make this shit up lol.

[Xno Kappa]

Luckily he’s still in his probationary period. So I get to fire him once internal affairs finish their routine investigation.

[Mertron]

final exam today

it happens every semester: a student who has not shown up to class in like two months showed up to take the exam. i informed him after class to not bother submitting any other late assignments as there is no way he will pass and not to waste his time

[Mertron]

did i tell the story years ago when i was first teaching that i had this same thing happen, and that when the student walked out of the room i crumpled his exam into a ball and threw it in the trash in front of all the other students

[Salodin]

One of the new investigators in my office was apparently showing dick pics to one of the female crim intel analysts. Which she obviously didn’t appreciate much. Especially as a married woman. This man is in his 40s.

You can’t make this shit up lol.

These fools always take a friendly woman as permission to try and fuck them

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[Demosthenes]

Probably don't try to fuck coworkers. Also don't send unsolicited dick pics. I don't know why the concept is so hard for people to get.

[thetruepandagod]

they must really be itchin to get their dick out there. i have always been asked to send a dick pic before ive had the urge to.

[Melena]

So construction crews cracked a gas line about 10 minutes from my house. This was the explosion. I thought cats knocked something over at the same time a pissed off amazon driver threw something at my door.

https://www.ktvu.com/video/1755392

[archibaldcrane]

Holy shit

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[Xno Kappa]

Yo these fucking spam voicemails are getting fucking ridiculous! It’s almost rendered it unusable for me.

[Anoat]

Finished our annual two day charity drive for St Jude Children’s Research Hospital. Raised $116,000 and change over the last two days. $5000 more than our 2024 fundraiser. Feels fucking good, man.