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  1. #45041
    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Sorry zealot, I think these guys got meet cutes number

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...?id=co.gocrush

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    Nah, there's a thousand apps like these. No one (so far as I have seen) does exactly what MeetCute does.

    I think these guys actually reached out to me once asking if I'd be willing to change our name.

  2. #45042
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    https://x.com/i/status/2047855146953052277

    This shit so funny

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  3. #45043

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    Shoutout to the Gaygency, shoutout to Backshot and Bussy Baby, who got the peanut butter?

    lmao this shit is wild

  4. #45044
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    https://x.com/i/status/2047855146953052277

    This shit so funny

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    Oh he sucked couple o dicks in his time!

  5. #45045
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    WTF?!!

    I won't be able to eat peanut butter for a long time now damn!

  6. #45046
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    Instead of asking him if he was gay, he should have asked him if he's ever had gay sex.

  7. #45047
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    I swear to God one of those is milkster

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  8. #45048
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    I swear to God one of those is milkster

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    Milkster won't ever tell, but I reckon he'd have at least dropped, an I pounded this R&B star's bussy, or an I fucked someone that fucked a kardashian.

  9. #45049

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    he’s definitely fucked someone who’s fucked someone who’s fucked a kardashian

  10. #45050

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    At this point most adult americans are probably six degrees of separation from a Kardashian pussy

  11. #45051
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    et tu hercules?

  12. #45052
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    I know one of the power unit engineers for Merc f1, who knows Hamilton, who is currently playing bongos with her cheeks.

  13. #45053
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    Klay Thompson is about to be on the celebrity death list for this year. He cheated on Meg and they broke up

  14. #45054
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    Also I will neither confirm nor deny any of these allegations being made about me.

  15. #45055
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Klay Thompson is about to be on the celebrity death list for this year. He cheated on Meg and they broke up
    MY TIME IS NOW

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    I ordered another air purifier for the house because it really makes a difference for your indoor air.

    The delivery notice I got on my phone said:

    "Delivered.

    Left in mail box"

    lol

  17. #45057

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Klay Thompson is about to be on the celebrity death list for this year. He cheated on Meg and they broke up
    Some men die of thirst while others drown

  18. #45058
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    https://x.com/i/status/2048298532046623186

    IM HOWLING

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  19. #45059
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    OCD kicking in hardcore this morning when I realized my TV was slightly off center (by like 3/4 of an inch).

    Got it centered horizontally but now also seeing that the TV is 1/8th of an inch lower on the one side. Argh

    I'm moving in a month so definitely shouldn't be worrying about this, but just can't let it go

  20. #45060
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    made it to the top of the mountain with the rivals buff active