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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Which is why men aren’t taken seriously. They’re not lonely enough etc.
    https://youtu.be/fwMukKqx-Os?si=b_jXBj3gREpMHJLP

    Context matters.

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    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    If my cereal doesn't have a child's cartoon mascot on the box then I am not eating it.

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    Came home from the gym and noticed in my neighbor’s window their cat just going absolutely ham shredding their blinds, lmao bad kitty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Carlin had a p good career for a comedian who lectures people for an hour without ever actually telling a funny joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Came home from the gym and noticed in my neighbor’s window their cat just going absolutely ham shredding their blinds, lmao bad kitty
    some (all) kitties just want to see the world burn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Context matters.

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    What fucking context? Milk was talking about how MEN diminish the abuse of men and you came in with more of the same nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    some (all) kitties just want to see the world burn
    False. My retarded little orange cat just wants snuggles and snacks.

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    Thats exactly what he wants you to think

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    My cat wanted nothing but to exert as little energy as possible. The one time he ever bit me (because I was paying attention to a video game instead of scratching his head while he flopped over on my lap) he didn't actually bite. He just put his teeth on my arm and leaned his head down, closing his jaw would have been too much effort.

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    On Sunday I was leaving a home and found two kittens behind the tyre of the car parked next to mine. Must have been less than 2 months old. Jesus Christ the dopamine that hit when I picked them up... There was a gray cat nearby that might have been the mama, but she was uninterested in them so I just left them in the adult cats company. 10/10, would risk fleas and worms again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    What fucking context? Milk was talking about how MEN diminish the abuse of men and you came in with more of the same nonsense.
    Sure but also in this case there was no abuse and this guy should be diminished

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    Is it much of a stretch to hear about his (imagined) scenario of abuse and be like aw man that sucks that he is uncomfortable and I feel for his pain but also I would like the opportunity for those cannons to be in MY face, I wouldn’t mind that at all

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    if any of this were even true

    1. yes, im sure most of us would have sexual relations with that woman in a consensual manner. with nothing else going on and that being the end of it, that would be what we call “having an affair”

    2. that’s not what this is about. this is about being forced into sexual contact, which means it was about controlling the other person. this likely involves threat of firings, blackmail, and abuse. no, that’s not something you “want”, you just want to get your dick wet with no repercussions

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    but again, none of this even happened. my condolences to the cannons

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    If it were me I would just simply not go full mad, and enjoy the jest

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    you say that until the pegging starts

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    unless you’re into that kind of thing, then think of some other kind of thing you are not into

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    i paid $400 to be drugged and sodomized today

    i think my colonoscopy went well enough

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    Proof people will pay someone to look at an asshole

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    I still miss Dragon's Aery.

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