I don't like the name of this thread: giraffes

[Demosthenes]

You’re fucking up my guy

It will happen some day. I'm just generally mad that gameplaywise Bayonetta still claps every DMC game (from what I've heard that includes 5).

[Tyrath]

Demo's got 2 good cakes and he's mad one is slightly better

[Zealot]

Yeah? I didn't like the first Bayonetta specifically because I thought the controls were ass.

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[Tyrath]

I still need to play 2 and 3 even though I loved the first one

[Krandor]

Bayonetta 2 had the Salamandra chainsaws, which are up there for the most entertaining weapons ever in a character action game.

[Demosthenes]

Demo's got 2 good cakes and he's mad one is slightly better

Yeah, imagine expecting a newer game to be better than a game that's over a decade old.

[Tyrath]

Yeah, imagine expecting a newer game to be better than a game that's over a decade old.

You haven't even played it though. Better by what metric?? If one is an A and the other is an A-, who gives a fuck. They're both great fun.

[Demosthenes]

I'm not sure why you're choosing to be fucking idiotic about this. Read the words I've written about DMC and Bayonetta again, then see if your responses have had any fucking merit.

[Tyrath]

Nah, I'd rather choose to enjoy shit than bitch about imaginary issues I haven't even experienced. But hey man, you do you and enjoy your cheerios that someone clearly pissed in today.

[Demosthenes]

Nah, I'd rather choose to enjoy shit than bitch about imaginary issues I haven't even experienced.

But I haven't bitched about anything, and you're now making shit up in your fucking head. Take that shit-ass energy somewhere else, because it ain't worth shit here.

[Tyrath]

You're bitching right now bruh.

[Demosthenes]

You're bitching right now bruh.

Considering your false positive rate, I reckon you probably just have no idea what "bitching" is.

[Mertron]

i have never played a dmc. i say we talk about something else

[Xno Kappa]

Bayonetta 2 had the Salamandra chainsaws, which are up there for the most entertaining weapons ever in a character action game.

Bayo 2 had some banger weapons because the whip was bad ass too. Great damage, great range, and a ridiculously fun move set that worked on most of the bosses.

[Xno Kappa]

i have never played a dmc. i say we talk about something else

If i have to listen about your paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points and how you can use your helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as a half-elf mage wielding his plus-5 holy avenger, then you can put up with a little bit of cuhrazy dmc discussions.

[Zealot]

Those fucking headless twin monsters in DMC3 killed me like a hundred times before I got them.

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[Tyrath]

Considering your false positive rate, I reckon you probably just have no idea what "bitching" is.

Whatever you're going through, it'll be okay.

I suggest you play some DMC5 to get some relaxation time in.

[Tyrath]

Those fucking headless twin monsters in DMC3 killed me like a hundred times before I got them.

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It was the final boss for me, died so many fucking times.

[Demosthenes]

Bayo 2 had some banger weapons because the whip was bad ass too. Great damage, great range, and a ridiculously fun move set that worked on most of the bosses.

The only problem Bayo 2 had was that it was not as good as the first, which was also unfortunate.

[Demosthenes]

Thankfully 3's combat was better than the first two games'.