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    Ehh, iirc it's insinuated that the holy grail only heals you of your ailments, not necessarily granting lasting immortality. I presummed you would have to continuously drink from the cup to maintain everlasting life.

    Also, Indys age and failing dexterity is a gag in crystal skull. But hes still got it where it counts..., which is where a lame movie joke would come in. Def the weakest of the Indy movies, but it's a fine "hey let's watch ford do some silly acrobatics and deliveries again" flick

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    indy literally survived a nuclear blast in crystal. mf can't die

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    The drink he did take theoretically increased his life span, but not immortal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    indy literally survived a nuclear blast in crystal. mf can't die
    They clearly showed it was a lead lined fridge he survived with gawd

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    if i remember right i think the actual answer was he needed to stay in the temple to be immortal. it was like a pact with christ to keep that shit protected or whatever

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    Well, just that the grail couldn't leave the temple.

    If they could have taken it with them then they'd be gtg

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    The Holy Grail was a Biblical artifact said to have supernatural powers, specifically the ability to grant immortality. However, such a prize came with a catch; the Grail was required to stay within the Temple of the Sun and any attempts to take the Grail off the temple's boundaries would result in the destruction of the Temple.

    The Grail gave water extraordinary powers, as water applied to a person's skin could rejuvenate their body and heal serious injuries, such as fatal gunshot wounds. Anyone who drank water from the True Grail would be granted eternal life. However, their eternal life would last so long as they did not cross the Great Seal of the Temple. Passing the Great Seal would cause the drinker to regain his or her mortality, although that would not destroy the Temple.
    google tells me i am correct

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    Nazi von Evilguy's plan makes a lot less sense to me now.

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    I guess just keep going back to the Temple whenever needed once they'd figured out which was the right grail?

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    they didn't know about all the rules until the old templar told indy

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    You know I just expected more due diligence from Nazis.

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    should have read the fine print on the 2000 year old stone tablet

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    never watched crystal skull, don't plan on it either

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    it was super memorable, but for all the wrong reasons

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    i've never seen an Indiana Jones

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    do what you must ksandra

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    Last crusade and raiders are fun movies, your loss

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    i wouldn't be that upset about it. they were better as a kid

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    Raiders and Temple haven't aged super well, but I still love the hell out of Last Crusade.

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    when i was a lad my parents used to leave me in the office of their business for hours every day. All I had was a little tv/vhs with like 8 movies: last crusade, lost ark, home alone 1 & 2, babe and a few others

    I think I've seen each of those movies hundreds of times

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