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    the shit ain't aids. hit it and quit it

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    Dude acting like German women are fucking fine, emphasis on the fucking

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    ag this dude kevin holland look like he don't fuckin play, looking forward to his fight sat, he got a little extra sumthin on those strikes

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    i like fighters that talk shit while they fighting, nick diaz vibes

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    Feel like we gotta call that Holloway style now.

    Nothing is ever gonna match up to him talking to and looking at the commentators while actively boxing

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    The Indiana Jones stunt show at Disney World has been running since 1989 continuously. They recreate some of the big action scenes from Raiders with live stunt actors. The show starts with “Indy” rappelling down from the ceiling into a temple. It’s probably a 70 foot drop. Well. One time “Indy” lost his grip and his safety harness failed and he went splat right in front of a live audience of hundreds. Imagine your Disney vacation starting like that lol

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    kevin was on his back talking shit told dude "i had a dream about this" and just immediately knocked him tf out from his back i laughed so hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    Feel like we gotta call that Holloway style now.

    Nothing is ever gonna match up to him talking to and looking at the commentators while actively boxing
    yeah lmao that shit was great too

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    rip jacare

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    i was actually out watching this fight live and it was hilarious

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    a lot of people haven't watched it but jacare vs mayhem miller was a sweet fight

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    Holland has that weird ultra-lank body that generates retard power when whipping his limbs around like wacky waving inflatable arm tube man, only ever seen Arlovski generate that kinda power off his back and Andrei was was 90% Soviet steroids

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    that said he's had some issues getting grapple fucked before and Brunson is a serious pressure boxer-wrestler that just grinded another big prospect in Shahbazyan into fuckin dust. learn a lot about Holland if he can deal with the grind Brunson is the ultimate gatekeeper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    only ever seen Arlovski generate that kinda power off his back and Andrei was 90% Soviet steroids
    marcio cruz lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    Holland has the weird ultra lank body that generates retard power when whipping his limbs around like wacky waving inflatable arm tube man, only ever seen Arlovski generate that kinda power off his back and Andrei was 90% Soviet steroids
    dt;isc didn't see the "off his back" in there

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    knocking a dude from your back is next level, it isn't the same. you generate zero power. it shouldn't happen

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    https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comment...uz_not_paying/

    for the new MMAheads. Arlovski didn't get a clean KO like Holland tho. only two times i can ever remember punching off one's back to stop someone.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    knocking a dude from your back is next level, it isn't the same. you generate zero power. it shouldn't happen
    seriously. sometimes MMA defies the laws of physics

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    i dont remember who did it to him but jorge santiago was knocked out by a dude in some funky scramble in guard. shits always funny

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    The brain's off switch is weirdly situationally dependent

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