2021 NFL Off-Season Thread: QB Carousel Continues!

[Krandor]

NFL : if you get vaccinated you don't have to deal with restrictions and can live and work normally.

Half of the NFL :

[Krandor]

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL.
BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT COVID19 AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE!
SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING!
BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL!
SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME!
AND THEN YOU ADD HYDROCHLOROQUINE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN!
SEE THE 3 WAY AT THE HOSPITAL YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING.
BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE THE VACCINE KNOWS IT CAN'T BEAT ME AND IT’S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!
SO COVID19, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT THE HOSPITAL .
BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %.
I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT THE HOSPITAL!
COVID-19?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE HOSPITAL !

[Mertron]

not bad

[Rhyis.]

90% of the game is half mental

[Xno Kappa]

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL.
BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT COVID19 AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE!
SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING!
BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL!
SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME!
AND THEN YOU ADD HYDROCHLOROQUINE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN!
SEE THE 3 WAY AT THE HOSPITAL YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING.
BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE THE VACCINE KNOWS IT CAN'T BEAT ME AND IT’S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!
SO COVID19, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT THE HOSPITAL .
BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %.
I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT THE HOSPITAL!
COVID-19?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE HOSPITAL !

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/fieldyates/statu...490722304?s=21

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...562212365?s=21

[Rhyis.]

https://twitter.com/fieldyates/statu...490722304?s=21

what'd he do?

[Koyangi]

With the amount of games, looks like some form of a drug test fail?

[Rhyis.]

that's rough. i think the actual season officially starts in like 3 days. dude got busted in the off-season, should've stayed home lol

[Krandor]

Think he was gonna be like... 3rd or 4th on the depth chart so not a massive loss, depending on how healthy Bosa and Ford are once the season gets going.

[Mertron]

he’s gone and done it again

https://twitter.com/bease11/status/1...607239172?s=21

[Mertron]

i love how he seems to think not being vaccinated is going to push him into retirement or something when it’s really just he has to pull a nnamdi and eat his lunch in his car

[Rhyis.]

did he complain this much in 2020? it's the same rules except you can get out of them if you get vaccinated

[Rhyis.]

also i can see fringe roster guys getting cut for unspecified reasons but in reality because they are unvaccinated. having your entire roster vaccinated is a legitimate competitive advantage

cole should be fine tho

[Mertron]

yeah i heard that as well. if you and another guy are dudes 55/56 on the roster, whoever ain’t vaccinated is getting the boot. obviously won’t affect starters

[Rhyis.]

i know the 20something athletes dont want to hear this but the nfl has had this hard stance on covid from it's onset 'cause it's run by 100 year old billionaires that come in regular contact with these dudes. jerry aint gonna let anything kill him except a heart-attack from banging a hooker

[Moss]

he’s gone and done it again

https://twitter.com/bease11/status/1...607239172?s=21

Lmao fucking moron. Being an idiot is one thing, feeling the need to broadcast it is another

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[Krandor]

Ok so like... I know applying logic here won't work but

I may die of covid, but I'd rather die actually living.

So does he think vaccines turn you into a zombie or robot or something? I guess the microchip in the vaccine takes away your freewill maybe

[Rhyis.]

out of curiosity do americans get a polio (etc) shot when they're kids like up here? dudes probably already got a microchip. we get ours when we're babies