2021 NFL Off-Season Thread: QB Carousel Continues!

[Weltall]

Patrick Chung retires. Hilariously, Phillip Lindsay thinks someone wants him bad enough to pay him a lot and Denver has rescinded their tender on him and he is released.

[Tyche]

Deshaun Watson up to multiple accusers. Alleging he's soliciting inter-anal massages at a massage parlor.

I might have to revisit the ass play. Wife stuck finger about a knuckle and a half deep in the tub once. Gave me the feeling of defecation. 2/10. Maybe need lube.

[Weltall]

I know its your birthday today, so go for it.

Also Watson come on bro. At least he will never play for the Texans again, so I'm beyond thrilled. How could Easterby and his religious views retain such a character as the team leader!?

[Tyche]

He should cut him imo. Kraft can hook him up with the Miami massage market.

[Tyche]

Also, this coming out right as some neckbeard shoots up a bunch of massage parlors in Atlanta is wild.

Also just read that Rusty Hardin is representing Watson. Of Roger Clemens fame.

[Weltall]

Jesus, 6 total accusers now. This is going to fuck whatever haul the Texans get.

[Weltall]

3 of 6 accusers have now filed:

https://twitter.com/sarahbarshop/sta...776425477?s=20

Big Ben was suspended 4 games for conduct, even though 1 was settled out of court and his 2nd one was recanted and dropped. Watson is going to get more with this many on the table. In today's climate, I don't see how it isn't a really long stint. Ben's was in 2009/2010. So much for the Panthers/Bears/etc being competitive.

[archibaldcrane]

Lol, 2 days ago the Texans could have traded him for 3 firsts and a star player or two. Now he's going to be suspended a long time if not imprisoned lol.

[Weltall]

Both of Houston's most prolific lawyers have now filed suit against Watson.

[Tyche]

The 2nd and 3rd*. You put some respec on Rusty Hardin's name.

[Weltall]

Well, Hardin is representing Watson right? Strange fuckin choice lol.

[Rhyis.]

wild shit

[Weltall]

Dude is toast. If he settles them, the NFL suspends the hell out of him as the public declares him guilty. If he is guilty, how does Goodell not suspend him forever? If he is found not guilty, it will take ages and I highly doubt he plays during that time.

[Rhyis.]

isn't he best friends with a famous pornstar? surely she's got connections that would hook up with him

edit: yeah, mia khalifa

[Krandor]

Dude is toast. If he settles them, the NFL suspends the hell out of him as the public declares him guilty. If he is guilty, how does Goodell not suspend him forever? If he is found not guilty, it will take ages and I highly doubt he plays during that time.

Well if he was planning to hold out from the Texans he's got time to go thru the legal process

[Weltall]

Maybe even beforehand, but if any of those civil cases end in a guilty verdict, the Houston DA is going to file criminal cases.

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...219296264?s=21

[Xno Kappa]

Seems like a slight overpay for a backup RB.

[Xno Kappa]

Sounds like the Sunday Ticket on Directv is going bye bye and it’s being moved to ESPN+. Hearing it right now on sports radio.

[Krandor]

Wonder how much the mouse paid for that