117th United States Congress: #CancelGate

[Milkster]

Use the claw end but watch out for the splatter.

[6souls]

Yikes

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/...fpMuS6gNA&s=19

https://twitter.com/therecount/statu...30900952924161

[6souls]

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1586028525169131520

[Spicyryan]

The fucking moron couldn't check that she was in DC and not home? Not all heros wear brains.

[Yabby]

Told you guys... horseshoe. Dude sounds just like a MAGA nut right now.

[kuronosan]

Okay, how does one old man get "violently assaulted" with a hammer and is expected already to make a full recovery? Sounds like he wasn't seriously attacked then.

Do you know what a violent assault is? The person doesn't need to die. He could have broken a bone or two.

When was the last time you "calmly" assaulted someone with a hammer?

How fucking dumb are you?

[NynJa]

I mean, lets be real, you know damn well Spicy's the type of person who will attempt to sucker punch someone, miss, then go "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO" knowing this is his fate:

[Spicyryan]

Do you know what a violent assault is? The person doesn't need to die. He could have broken a bone or two.

When was the last time you "calmly" assaulted someone with a hammer?

How fucking dumb are you?

I put "violently assaulted" in quotes as any assault is violent. It is the sort of word play you could expect from a news outlet to make it sound drastic. Just doubting the severity when it is phrased this way because if you attack an 82 year old man with a hammer it is generally more severe than if you hit me with one.

[archibaldcrane]

Oh no

https://twitter.com/Dylan_Housman/st...AbMX1SgGw&s=19

Spicy where were you last night

[Spicyryan]

I mean, lets be real, you know damn well Spicy's the type of person who will attempt to sucker punch someone, miss, then go "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO" knowing this is his fate:

Stick to what you know instead of making up dumb shit.

Oh no

https://twitter.com/Dylan_Housman/st...AbMX1SgGw&s=19

Spicy where were you last night

Was just doing some work around the house:

[Melena]

Stick to what you know instead of making up dumb shit.

Talk about your low hanging fruit

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[Zealot]

Several reports have him shouting "where's Nancy?" before attacking now.

Also yep, Spicy is full on MAGA.

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[Spicyryan]

Talk about your low hanging fruit

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It's not like he knows me. It's a cunty move to make up such lowbrow characterizations.

Several reports have him shouting "where's Nancy?" before attacking now.

Also yep, Spicy is full on MAGA.

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If only he got Nancy instead.

[Roranora]

hammer can be a decent murder weapon but yeah you gotta bash that cranium

didn't the Versace serial killer open up with a hammer kill or did the dramaticized retelling dramaticize that part? in the show he landed maybe 5 blows around the eye socket and that did it

[Andalusian girls]

all i know is Michael Myers got several one shot kills with a hammer

[Zealot]

Michael Myers is the Shape, the literal embodiment of murder itself, not some rando with a hammer.

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[Andalusian girls]

maybe so is this guy you don't know his life

[archibaldcrane]

Supposedly he took the hammer from Paul and attacked him with it

If true shout out to 82 year old Paul Pelosi for going down swinging

[Zealot]

Pelosi undergoing brain surgery per CNN.

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[zoobernut]

Michael Myers is the Shape, the literal embodiment of murder itself, not some rando with a hammer.

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Michael Myers is also you know a fictional character so anything goes.