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    Joel Osteen is going to be selling fucking bullet proof bibles next.

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    Thanks, you just got me to google "Is the bible thick enough to stop bullets"

    Answer: Depends on the bullet/gun, but in a lot of cases it can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athas View Post
    I wonder how the 'need more God in schools' crowd would react.
    something something gods will.

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    What's our high score for the "female shooter, acting alone" subdivision?

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    Now confirmed it was a 28yo woman for the shooter, not a teenager like they initially said.

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    Man what is gonna be the story on that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Now confirmed it was a 28yo woman for the shooter, not a teenager like they initially said.
    Things are getting juicy. I wonder if her gun was pink?

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    Imagine if Republicans cared about gun control and school safety as much as they care about CRT, drag queens and statues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Imagine if Republicans cared about gun control and school safety as much as they care about CRT, drag queens and statues.
    www.reddit.com/r/notadragqueen

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    the vaccines did this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Imagine if Republicans cared about gun control and school safety as much as they care about CRT, drag queens and statues.
    Reformist politics clearly aren't going to get us there. Dems don't want to spend the political capital or risk seats doing it either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athas View Post
    I wonder how the 'need more God in schools' crowd would react.
    "Jesus Saves", huh? He didn't save them.

    "God is watching!" huh... He sure likes to watch violence unfold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    What's our high score for the "female shooter, acting alone" subdivision?
    she's gotta be a high score for lone wolf woman at a private school. bagged 6, went out guns blazing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucavi View Post
    "Jesus Saves", huh? He didn't save them.
    What do you mean? He saved them all the way into heaven already.

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    We need another pandemic to stop the school shootings

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    Man I didn't realize it was that few for the ladies (this is the 4+ deaths not including the shooter metric)


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    Looks like she tied Jennifer San Marco for #1

    Jennifer San Marco - Goleta Post Office Shooting, 6 Killed

    On Jan. 30, 2006, authorities say Jennifer San Marco opened fire inside the U.S. Postal Service mail sorting center in Goleta where she once worked, leaving six people dead before she fatally shot herself in the head. Earlier that day, police believe San Marco, who'd been previously granted early retirement for psychological reasons, fatally shot former neighbor Beverly Graham. Investigators say San Marco was psychologically disturbed and believed she was the target of some sort of conspiracy based out of the mail facility.
    Tashfeen Malik and her husband racked 14 bodies, but how many do we think Tashfeen really accounted for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Now confirmed it was a 28yo woman for the shooter, not a teenager like they initially said.
    And a former student of the school

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