{COVID-19} Pandemic Vomit VI

[Mertron]

super gay

[Tymon]

when happens when you mix shots. am i double gay

Pansexual

[Mertron]

Pansexual

this is a better answer, i quit

[Richybear]

it’s why Pfizer and moderna require two shots, to cancel out the gay

the main problem with the JJ shot being a one-timer is not the very remote chance of blood clots, it’s the gay

But you're putting Johnson x2 in you, hence only needing one dose for the same amount of gay. /math

[Zealot]

That's so many Johnsons going inside you.

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[NynJa]

when a dude puts all kinds of wacky chemical recreational drugs into their system on the reg, but want nothing to do with a vax, i just assume they're a lazy asshole.

mf can't realistically be citing health concerns with a straight face

This is the peak hypocrisy of some of the anti-vax crowd.

"I dont trust the vaccine"
"aw shit, some random untested substance made in a dirty factory in china that claims to help my gains, give me a triple dose"

[arus2001]

https://twitter.com/grynbaum/status/...829925377?s=19

"Look at this left-wing echo chamber just booting out dissenting opinion. Wake up sheeple!"

[NynJa]

when a dude puts all kinds of wacky chemical recreational drugs into their system on the reg, but want nothing to do with a vax, i just assume they're a lazy asshole.

mf can't realistically be citing health concerns with a straight face

This is the peak hypocrisy of some of the anti-vax crowd.

"I dont trust the vaccine"
"aw shit, some random untested substance made in a dirty factory in china that claims to help my gains, give me a triple dose"

[Day]

i dont trust anyone especially if there is profit involved, i sure as hell don't trust our govt or giant pharma companies, lets not get too carried away... i got the shot but no need to be blowing these guys, they aren't doing it out the goodness of their heart

[Tymon]

I don't want the vax, not down with putting untested unknown substances in my body

Besides I'm too stoned from that weird laced weed Big Smoke in the back alley sold me last week. That was some good shit, wonder what was in there

[Day]

smoking on that laced weed

[Rhyis.]

i dont trust anyone especially if there is profit involved, i sure as hell don't trust our govt or giant pharma companies, lets not get too carried away... i got the shot but no need to be blowing these guys, they aren't doing it out the goodness of their heart

other countries that don't make this shit front the bill. sounds like capitalism wins again

[Salodin]

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1...026404875?s=19

Yikes

CDC should work faster

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[Zealot]

i dont trust anyone especially if there is profit involved, i sure as hell don't trust our govt or giant pharma companies, lets not get too carried away... i got the shot but no need to be blowing these guys, they aren't doing it out the goodness of their heart

No, they have the global economy and the next election cycle at heart, both of which have people being alive and moderately healthy as requirements.

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[archibaldcrane]

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1...026404875?s=19

Yikes

CDC should work faster

we had the cure last february

[Tyrath]

You're lucky there's a guy who won't get vaccinated around right now or you'd have the stupidest take in the thread again

[NynJa]

we had the cure last february

Wrong thread.

[archibaldcrane]

You're lucky there's a guy who won't get vaccinated around right now or you'd have the stupidest take in the thread again

it's not a take, it's just a statement of fact

[archibaldcrane]

California's healthcare workers are required to be fully vaccinated by September 30th, including nursing home workers per the state public health department.

[archibaldcrane]

Moderna confirmed 93% effective 6 months after full vaccination, absolutely shitting on Pfizer's paltry 84% effectiveness after the same duration.