Ah, I can repost what I came up with a few years ago when Castlevania was first announced!!
Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given screentime! I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute!
Belmont: Tribute? You steal the fanbase, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all other shows...
Belmont: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs entertainment such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of memes! But enough talk... Have at you!
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