2021 NHL Off-Season Thread: Seattle Kraken Have Entered the Chat

[Obsidian]

Sure does a lot of victim blaming for a guy with such a massive victim complex.

Here's how every argument with Nynja goes.

Step 1: Nynja says some really fucking dumb thing.

"Where was all this outrage for X Y and Z several years ago? Why is my team the only one ever getting shit on for their very obviously fucking stupid decision?"

Step 2: Someone else foolishly engages with him.

"Yeah those other things were also kind of shit."

Step 3: Nynja will come back with some tweets, user posts or news "articles" that are

A) Conveniently edited to only show the exact frame of the thing he's complaining about while excluding all the context that makes him look like a goddamn retard
B) From 87 years ago

Step 4: Whoever is dumb enough to have started arguing with him posts some kind of media disputing what he's saying or adding context to it.

Step 5: Choose your own adventure. Depending on which team you cheer for, he will

A) Go back to whataboutism and tell you you can't have an opinion because your team also maybe did X Y Z
B) Call you stupid
C) Take something you said intentionally too literally just so he can try to tell you you're still wrong. Like how taking a photo of someone while she was involved in a sex act doesn't mean she was naked, because somehow that's a really important distinction.

All roads lead to: mentioning the Leafs somehow, mentioning Sportsnet somehow, and a stretch goal of mentioning the officiating somehow (bonus points if he actually names a specific official).

Step 6: You say "yes, those things are also bad" again. Some other posters might also chime in at this point to reiterate that he's a fucking moron.

Step 7: Nynja will double down and now deny that the thing he was mad no one got mad at other teams for is even a wrong thing to do in the first place. Now the Habs haven't even done anything wrong in the first place, despite the premise for his original complaint being that other teams didn't catch blow back for their equally bad and wrong decisions (even though they did). "Stay mad", and maybe another mention of the Leafs, or Sportsnet, or both.

Step 8: Everyone laughs at Nynja

Step 9: Three options, depending on how many people are laughing at him and how long it's been since he last posted.

A) Skip back to step 5-C
B) Play the "no YOU'RE doing all those things haha loser" card and try to play it off as though everything you're saying actually only applies to you and you're just making fun of yourself, you stupid tryhard. Go find more tweets from 1812.
C) All of the above.

[Obsidian]

Jets got Dillon from the Caps for 2 second rounders.

[Cail]

Jets got Dillon from the Caps for 2 second rounders.

STEAL

[Sepukku]

Sure does a lot of victim blaming for a guy with such a massive victim complex.

Here's how every argument with Nynja goes.

Step 1: Nynja says some really fucking dumb thing.

"Where was all this outrage for X Y and Z several years ago? Why is my team the only one ever getting shit on for their very obviously fucking stupid decision?"

Step 2: Someone else foolishly engages with him.

"Yeah those other things were also kind of shit."

Step 3: Nynja will come back with some tweets, user posts or news "articles" that are

A) Conveniently edited to only show the exact frame of the thing he's complaining about while excluding all the context that makes him look like a goddamn retard
B) From 87 years ago

Step 4: Whoever is dumb enough to have started arguing with him posts some kind of media disputing what he's saying or adding context to it.

Step 5: Choose your own adventure. Depending on which team you cheer for, he will

A) Go back to whataboutism and tell you you can't have an opinion because your team also maybe did X Y Z
B) Call you stupid
C) Take something you said intentionally too literally just so he can try to tell you you're still wrong. Like how taking a photo of someone while she was involved in a sex act doesn't mean she was naked, because somehow that's a really important distinction.

All roads lead to: mentioning the Leafs somehow, mentioning Sportsnet somehow, and a stretch goal of mentioning the officiating somehow (bonus points if he actually names a specific official).

Step 6: You say "yes, those things are also bad" again. Some other posters might also chime in at this point to reiterate that he's a fucking moron.

Step 7: Nynja will double down and now deny that the thing he was mad no one got mad at other teams for is even a wrong thing to do in the first place. Now the Habs haven't even done anything wrong in the first place, despite the premise for his original complaint being that other teams didn't catch blow back for their equally bad and wrong decisions (even though they did). "Stay mad", and maybe another mention of the Leafs, or Sportsnet, or both.

Step 8: Everyone laughs at Nynja

Step 9: Three options, depending on how many people are laughing at him and how long it's been since he last posted.

A) Skip back to step 5-C
B) Play the "no YOU'RE doing all those things haha loser" card and try to play it off as though everything you're saying actually only applies to you and you're just making fun of yourself, you stupid tryhard. Go find more tweets from 1812.
C) All of the above.

Bro…… don’t feed the trolls. This post is going in his trophy case, you know.

[NynJa]

Sure does a lot of victim blaming for a guy with such a massive victim complex.

Here's how every argument with Nynja goes.

Step 1: Nynja says some really fucking dumb thing.

"Where was all this outrage for X Y and Z several years ago? Why is my team the only one ever getting shit on for their very obviously fucking stupid decision?"

Step 2: Someone else foolishly engages with him.

"Yeah those other things were also kind of shit."

Step 3: Nynja will come back with some tweets, user posts or news "articles" that are

A) Conveniently edited to only show the exact frame of the thing he's complaining about while excluding all the context that makes him look like a goddamn retard
B) From 87 years ago

Step 4: Whoever is dumb enough to have started arguing with him posts some kind of media disputing what he's saying or adding context to it.

Step 5: Choose your own adventure. Depending on which team you cheer for, he will

A) Go back to whataboutism and tell you you can't have an opinion because your team also maybe did X Y Z
B) Call you stupid
C) Take something you said intentionally too literally just so he can try to tell you you're still wrong. Like how taking a photo of someone while she was involved in a sex act doesn't mean she was naked, because somehow that's a really important distinction.

All roads lead to: mentioning the Leafs somehow, mentioning Sportsnet somehow, and a stretch goal of mentioning the officiating somehow (bonus points if he actually names a specific official).

Step 6: You say "yes, those things are also bad" again. Some other posters might also chime in at this point to reiterate that he's a fucking moron.

Step 7: Nynja will double down and now deny that the thing he was mad no one got mad at other teams for is even a wrong thing to do in the first place. Now the Habs haven't even done anything wrong in the first place, despite the premise for his original complaint being that other teams didn't catch blow back for their equally bad and wrong decisions (even though they did). "Stay mad", and maybe another mention of the Leafs, or Sportsnet, or both.

Step 8: Everyone laughs at Nynja

Step 9: Three options, depending on how many people are laughing at him and how long it's been since he last posted.

A) Skip back to step 5-C
B) Play the "no YOU'RE doing all those things haha loser" card and try to play it off as though everything you're saying actually only applies to you and you're just making fun of yourself, you stupid tryhard. Go find more tweets from 1812.
C) All of the above.

Tell us more about how you're not mad, this Steven King novel aint long enough lol

Obs be like

[Obsidian]

STEAL

More defensemen isn't really what I thought the Jets needed, but hard to argue with the cost to get him I suppose.

[Cail]

More defensemen isn't really what I thought the Jets needed, but hard to argue with the cost to get him I suppose.

I meant for the Caps.

Better return than Buchnevich...and the Caps desperately needed to shed salary cap, which everyone knew

[Ratatapa]

I'm turned on the Logan Mailloux thing

Of course what he did is awful, and I prone that everyone has a chance to make amends to what they did so I hope that he really learns his mistakes and he tries to become a better human being and of course the victim comes first

But until then habs shouldn't let him play anywhere, or sign a contract, fine you draft him, but don't do anything else until he proves he can be better as a human

(inb4 I misexplained my point and look like Nynja)

[Obsidian]

I meant for the Caps.

Better return than Buchnevich...and the Caps desperately needed to shed salary cap, which everyone knew

This makes more sense, lol.

[Obsidian]

*record scratch*

https://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/sta...44267070836741

[Vaspinne]

MAF and being stabbed in the back by Vegas, name a more iconic duo

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/s...267806729?s=19

[Richybear]

inb4 retires before boarding a plane

[vagus]

Wow. Vegas really doesn’t like Fluery.

Vegas should give Vancouver 2 2nd Round DP for Nate Schmitt.


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[Ratatapa]

Poor Fleury he really gets bad treatment

[Melena]

How the fuck do you even consider trading someone who carried you to a SCF in your first season without even the courtesy of notifying him. Seriously, fuck Vegas.

[Sepukku]

He’s also the reigning Vezina trophy winner too so this is all soooooo weird

[Sepukku]

https://twitter.com/BeauBennett19/st...167916032?s=20

[Sepukku]

https://twitter.com/OtherNHLCrosby/s...581755907?s=20

[Obsidian]

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/stat...67907741143041

[Melena]

Sharks waived Martin Jones for the purpose of a buyout. Not really a fan of having him on the cap for 6 years when we are going to suck the next 1-2 years anyways.