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    You have 4 kids but only 1 bed in your house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    You have 4 kids but only 1 bed in your house?
    The kids beds are twins and bunks. Not great for a 6ft tall guy. or full and bunks. Whichever is the bigger of the two. They're fine for someone that weighs 120lbs or less and is 5ft tall or shorter. That ain't me though.

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    I wonder if you got covid cause someone didnt quarantine from their spouse

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    My daughter, who was also fully vaccinated (Pfizer, essentially water). Keep up Valisk.

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    Yeah i was reading how she was with you for 14 days of her quarantine yet you were just getting tested for the first time when you got symptoms makes me question your work testing policy tbh

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    You can question it, but it's pretty well how all hospitals do it. I don't think I can pull up the exact language from home without being on the hospital network, but I shall try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    There is a good amount of healthcare workers who are anti-vax too and it's fucking frightening.
    Catching up on the thread, caught strep throat from girlfriend's kids so was at the doctors today. Outside my door, I heard two nurses discussing the vaccine and how one of them was never going to get it. Blows my mind that's even a thing in that field.

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    Theres a reason they're nurses and not doctors.


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    But the doctors who are all up on that "the vaccine is microchipped" and suggesting Ivermectin...yeah thats a big yikes.

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    Couldn't get it through the policy portal, but was able to access my healthstreams and find the policy from our education portal. Essentially, if you're fully vaccinated (or had it in last 120 days) and asymptomatic, you good bro. There are some weird unit specific exceptions. Oncology. Transitional care floors that fall under CMS regulations, shit like that.


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    I'm gonna sleep on my couch tonight just for the hell of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    10 years, 4 kids. It came from value city furniture. No more needs to be said. I make no apologies for the last 3 pages.
    You need to apologize about that sorry excuse for a surround sound system. Looks like a setup for a college kid buying speakers for the 1st time in a pawn shop.

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    I thought the retarded doctors were all on Facebook smh head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I'm gonna sleep on my couch tonight just for the hell of it.
    This isn't allowed unless you rotate it so it's along the wall instead of 45 degrees off like a psychopath decorated your place.

    idk if they actually did it (prob not because I don't think they got covid), but I know one doctor+spouse with children had discussed a "if one of us gets covid, we split the household and send the uninfected people to a hotel for a week" plan. TBF tho, buying an air mattress and playing videogames in your basement/office for two weeks (with room service) is cheaper

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    Our health system basically says home quarantine only if you're symptomatic but otherwise if you're positive go to work.

    I can't say I would do the same thing if I was positive and symptomatic despite everyone in my house being vaccinated. My entire job is risk management and 0% risk is infinitely better than 0.5% risk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    0% risk is infinitely better than 0.5% risk.
    uh oh bg math has been summoned

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrthnoth View Post
    uh oh bg math has been summoned
    Nope. Go away BG Math. We've had enough graphs.

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    You guys can be up in arms all you want. You spent 3 pages telling me I was dumb, but ultimately the difference in risk is negligible and 10 days of discomfort and back pain for a percentage of a percent reduction of breakthrough risk ain't worth it. The outrage of the last several pages is....well...outrageous.

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    On a positive note, I slept 6 hours last night. Which is about how much I had slept the three previous nights combined.

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    Yeah its outrageous one of BGs medical professionals that works in covid unit has covid with symptoms and is not self quarantined from his spouse who also works in a hospital. All because the couch is a little uncomfy. Definitely all of us that are in the wrong here.

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