2021 NFL Week 14 Thread: Never Count Out Touchdown Bill

[Dimmauk]

fuck the qbs. give it to garrett or parsons

LOL

[Mertron]

starting to wonder what cordarelle patterson’s contract is gonna look like next year

[Rhyis.]

LOL

myles garrett and micah parsons are the current defensive players of the year candidate leaders. what's the lol?

[Weltall]

Giants and GM Gettleman will part ways at the end of this season.

I have a better chance of banging Ana de Armas than Parsons does of winning MVP, literally.

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...945028103?s=21

[Rhyis.]

I have a better chance of banging Ana de Armas than Parsons does of winning MVP, literally.

i'm aware mvp is a qb award by default, i'm just saying fuck the qbs and their auto award.

but there's a very good chance parsons wins both dpoty and roty... his stats are literally the best rookie defensive player stats in the history of modern nfl and the season isn't even done yet.

the best defensive rookie campaigns in the modern era are lawrence taylor, aldon smith, and jevon kearse and parsons has better stats than all of them and he's also played all their positions on the football field this season (middle linebacker/outside linebacker/defensive end). his season has been absurd

[Boyiee]

Parsons currently looks and feels like the best since LT. Basically, a take your team to the Superbowl type defensive player.

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...945028103?s=21

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...429835777?s=21

[Weltall]

Somehow the Raiders will still get rolled

[Rhyis.]

Parsons currently looks and feels like the best since LT. Basically, a take your team to the Superbowl type defensive player.

i fucked up complaining about the pick thinking he was going to just be another linebacker. he's so much more

[Weltall]

49ers rumored to be releasing Dee Ford, who they will still be paying for in 2022 and 2023 via dead cap hits.

[archibaldcrane]

Somehow the Raiders will still get rolled

Of course

Because Mayfield out is an upgrade

[Melena]

So in more Snyder is a piece of shit news, he tried to buy someone's silence during the investigation into his misconduct.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...ual-misconduct

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...247810051?s=21

[Weltall]

Boy is this one going to put Archi in the grave….

So the NFL had emergency Covid protocol meetings this morning. Most thought they would be talking about mandatory, expanded safety protocols and vaccine card investigations.

Turns out what they actually discussed is measures that would allow Covid +, asymptomatic players to return to practice and potentially play in games sooner than the current 2 negative test requirement.

More coming…

[archibaldcrane]

Oh man I'm dead

Wait, no I don't care that's fine with me, get vaxxed or take your chances

[Weltall]

In even more Urban news, former Jags kicker Josh Lambo is taking legal action against the organization. Lambo states that Coach Meyer kicked him during warm-ups. Lambo told him to “never fucking kick me again” and Meyer’s response was “I’m the head ball coach, I’ll kick whoever the fuck I want.”

[Abandon]

lmao buddy is wildin

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/panthers/status/...968229386?s=21

[Rhyis.]

In even more Urban news, former Jags kicker Josh Lambo is taking legal action against the organization. Lambo states that Coach Meyer kicked him during warm-ups. Lambo told him to “never fucking kick me again” and Meyer’s response was “I’m the head ball coach, I’ll kick whoever the fuck I want.”

who the fuck does this fuck think he is lol