2021 NFL Week 14 Thread: Never Count Out Touchdown Bill

[Weltall]

who the fuck does this fuck think he is lol

As stated, the head ball coach.

[Mertron]

In even more Urban news, former Jags kicker Josh Lambo is taking legal action against the organization. Lambo states that Coach Meyer kicked him during warm-ups. Lambo told him to “never fucking kick me again” and Meyer’s response was “I’m the head ball coach, I’ll kick whoever the fuck I want.”

is this a kawhi apple time story

[Mertron]

Boy is this one going to put Archi in the grave….

So the NFL had emergency Covid protocol meetings this morning. Most thought they would be talking about mandatory, expanded safety protocols and vaccine card investigations.

Turns out what they actually discussed is measures that would allow Covid +, asymptomatic players to return to practice and potentially play in games sooner than the current 2 negative test requirement.

More coming…

since this is emergency protocol, this is probably just going to be for the playoffs to avoid potential shitstorms

gonna be interesting to see how well symptomatic players can pretend they’re fine

[archibaldcrane]

Wonder if milder and more contagious Omicron will be dominant by the playoffs

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/...457192452?s=21

[Mertron]

WELL THEN

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...539495938?s=21

[archibaldcrane]

Lol

[archibaldcrane]

Fired for kicking the kicker

[archibaldcrane]

Speaking of, it's too bad Josh Lambo's hip injury derailed his career because he'd be the perfect Crosby replacement - he went to high school in Wisconsin

and his name is Lamb(eau)

[Mertron]

look hiring a shitbag to be your strength and conditioning coach is one thing, and trying to convert a shitty qb who hasn’t played in years into a TE is another thing, and routinely not playing your best players for discipline reasons is another thing, and getting caught grinding a random woman after not flying home with the team is another thing, and losing the entire locker room is another thing, and breaking the no-contact rule for players during camp is another thing, and leaking that you’re probably going to cut unvaccinated players is another thing, but no one kicks josh lambo

[Mertron]

[Krandor]

As late as this came out, I wonder if this was because they had to wait for AEW to finish filming Rampage so Tony Khan was available before canning him.

[Celeras]

look hiring a shitbag to be your strength and conditioning coach is one thing, and trying to convert a shitty qb who hasn’t played in years into a TE is another thing, and routinely not playing your best players for discipline reasons is another thing, and getting caught grinding a random woman after not flying home with the team is another thing, and losing the entire locker room is another thing, and breaking the no-contact rule for players during camp is another thing, and leaking that you’re probably going to cut unvaccinated players is another thing, but no one kicks josh lambo

A+

It's been quite the trainwreck and I thoroughly enjoyed every minute

[Mertron]

im mad i forgot about calling his assistants losers but didn’t feel like editing

[Celeras]

i fucked up complaining about the pick thinking he was going to just be another linebacker. he's so much more

Tried to tell you my man, it was a lock: https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/13...=1#post7455689

[Koyangi]

You should be hired by the Jets, got such a great eye for talent.

[Outlaw]

I woke up to early and can't get back to sleep. Turned on ESPN and saw the news. Worth it.

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[Cail]

Vincent Jackson posthumously diagnosed with stage 2 CTE

[Weltall]

I can’t even tell if this is real or a joke anymore lol

https://twitter.com/aaronwilson_nfl/...127616006?s=21

[Krandor]

Meyer is fully enveloped in the Tyson Zone now, I'd believe anything.

Between that and the whole "you're all losers" bit I wonder if Meyer forgot that he hired all those dudes.