NFL Week 17 Thread: Tankathon

[Mertron]

you can argue til you’re blue in the face about who sucked more (its tlaw) but they still sucked, and tlaw will likely improve

[Celeras]

actually now that i mention it i might be wrong on that. the 2021 draft class may go down as one of the most successful in recent memory for all the non-qb positions

pitts hits 1k receiving his first year as a te
chase is a total stud
waddle makes tua look like a viable qb
sewell sounds good
horn was hurt, what can you do
surtain is amazing
smith makes hurts look like a viable qb
parsons is already in the hof
slater is a pro-bowler year one
tucker doesn't seem to suck despite being on the jets

outside of horn getting injured, everyone has been awesome

AVT is a stud, and Elijah Moore/both Michael Carters seem to be hits so far. Definitely seems like a deeper draft to me, but I'm probably just used to everyone after the 1st round being fucking useless

[Celeras]

I don't have PFF, someone let me know AVTs grades. I feel like that overall is low because of run blocking because he's been great in protection

[Rhyis.]

RussWils erasure

the only time rookie qb seasons seem to work is when all they do is hand it off to a rb thats having an all-world kind of year (beast mode/zeke) or the qb themselves are basically a rb (rg3/cam)

dudes that have amazing statistical passing rookie years and are completely carrying the entire team on their back basically consists of 1 and only 1 dude and his name was j herb

and i'm the conductor of the big sexy train and he's just a bus driver. they have one of the best run games in the nfl and lean on it. if you put him on the bears and asked him to do the same shit fields is asked to do that shit would be a shit show

[Rhyis.]

i'm sure someone is going to think of 1 other person and gonna ah-ha me but i don't give a fuck. all rookie qbs fucking blow. all of them

[archibaldcrane]

the only time rookie qb seasons seem to work is when all they do is hand it off to a rb thats having an all-world kind of year (beast mode/zeke) or the qb themselves are basically a rb (rg3/cam)

dudes that have amazing statistical passing rookie years and are completely carrying the entire team on their back basically consists of 1 and only 1 dude and his name was j herb

and i'm the conductor of the big sexy train and he's just a bus driver. they have one of the best run games in the nfl and lean on it. if you put him on the bears and asked him to do the same shit fields is asked to do that shit would be a shit show

RussWils had 26 TDs and 10 INTs with a passer rating of 100.0 his rookie year (and 489 yards and 4 TDs rushing)

He was legit good from the drop

[Rhyis.]

dak presgod was 23 tds and 4 ints with a passer rating of 104.9 (and 282 rushing yards and 6 rushing tds). russ was dog shit in comparison... and the reason for his (and russ') success their first couple of years was due to the run game. in 2012 russ had the #3 rushing offense and #27th passing offense. in 2016 dak had the #2 rushing offense and #23 passing offense.

both qbs became good stand alone passing qbs, and became the focal point of their offenses, 3-4 years later. in 2016 russ moved his way up to the #10th ranked passing offense. in 2019 dak moved his way to the #2 ranked passing offense

qbs level up over time... except j herb who started his career with the #6 passing offense as a rookie

[archibaldcrane]

yeah but rhyis have you considered that dak is a cowboy so he sucks?

[Cail]

outside of horn getting injured, everyone has been awesome

=/

[Rhyis.]

yeah but rhyis have you considered that dak is a cowboy so he sucks?

[Weltall]

JJ Watt just returned from IR and will play in the playoffs. I thought the man was cooked cooked (he is), damn...

[Xno Kappa]

she’s getting interviewed in like the next 15 min but I have to go to work, the universe is truly cruel

Lmao

https://youtu.be/pikiNFwRDBk

[Weltall]

Lamar Jackson ruled out.

[Weltall]

Oh boy! Rodgers!

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...-bowl-boycott/

[Mertron]

bullshit

[Mertron]

anyway in an interview today AB said that tom brady isn’t special and talent around him has to carry him, that he was the best player on the Bucs and shouldn’t have had a “prove it” contract, and that he thought about mooning the fans on the way out of the stadium

[Tyche]

Does Rogers think the storyline of him boycotting the Superbowl, starting his potential replacement, and all the talk of what happens in the off-season would...hurt the NFL? Like, he thinks he holds some cards there?

[Xno Kappa]

Like, he thinks he holds some cards there?

You do realize it's Aaron Rodgers right?

[Krandor]

AB turning on Tom Brady is not something I expected out all this after Tom consistently went out of his way for him

[Krandor]

Meanwhile, rumors are circulating that Jim Harbaugh might be the Raiders next coach.