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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadritan View Post
    My wife is apparently a mutant and didn’t catch it despite being in the house with me all last week during my quarantine and taking care of my daughter the entire time. Her test was negative and it’s kind of mind blowing.


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    she could've had before you did, had no idea because she was asymptomatic, and gave it to you. she could be testing negative on the pcr test now because the virus already left her and she isn't taking an antibody test to find out if she's already had it

    or she does have it right now, is asymptomatic, and she's just in the incubation period portion of having it where you can be taking the pcr test, still have covid, but show up negative.

    unless you're getting both an antibody test and a pcr test every single day, its honestly impossible to know where you actually stand with covid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Would have been better doing air high fives since y’all would be across the street from each other

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Would have been better doing air high fives since y’all would be across the street from each other
    i'm picturing this now as they're both crossing the street and i'm smiling

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    Some of y'all cry babies complaining about needles should try giving birth without anesthesia.

    It's a fucking needle. You'll live.
    Once got a chalazion lanced without anesthesia. I gave the doctor permission because we were both short on time.

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    God damn y'all post too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    Once got a chalazion lanced without anesthesia. I gave the doctor permission because we were both short on time.
    AoE giving birth to pokemon over here

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    There's probably some independent animation film about my exact situation out there that devolved into the situation you presented.

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    https://www.covidtests.gov/

    Free tests went live a day early

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    I have 2 roommates so I guess we'll have to fight for the 4th one

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    Put in my order for the free tests right away. So far my son and wife both have tested negative last week and this week after having exposures at work and school respectively. Hoping the other kids in my son's class test negative today so he can head back to school tomorrow.

    If we are telling birth stories my wife had our first son in the hospital and she did not like the experience so our two younger kids were born at home with a midwife.

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    So far I'm impressed the free covid tests site hasn't crashed like most games on launch day. On the other hand maybe there's not as much demand as expected.

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    I know someone that is working on it and they say they are on 8 hour rotating shifts monitoring their AWS dashboard OG-style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    I've delivered babies, you know. Women can talk while they give birth. They can also scream, and also have to watch their vaginas split in two.
    While I get what you are saying, I’d like to point out we, in fact, don’t see our vagina split in two. We don’t actually get to see anything.

    Which I am thankful for. Because my daughter split my vagina in two, and I’m glad I only had to deal with the pain.

    My husband was the one that got to see that. Looool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrath View Post
    I have 2 roommates so I guess we'll have to fight for the 4th one
    5 in this house so uh lol

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    At least At Home tests are covered by health insurance - https://www.cms.gov/how-to-get-your-...-test-for-free

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    A friend came across this and shared it. I checked the links and it looks like the idea started back in September, but I don't recall hearing about it until now.

    https://twitter.com/patriottakes/sta...10022395072520
    https://twitter.com/patriottakes/sta...16221945487370

    Edit: Came across this tweet when looking up other tweets about the above and thought it was amusing.

    https://twitter.com/peace1/status/1480615442142175232

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    she could've had before you did, had no idea because she was asymptomatic, and gave it to you. she could be testing negative on the pcr test now because the virus already left her and she isn't taking an antibody test to find out if she's already had it
    That’s our theory atm


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    when I got covid (a bit over a year ago) before we were vaxxed my wife avoided it even though we in the same tiny house together also, i quarantined to the bedroom but we had been doing the dirty on new years and the day before i lost my smell. we were really surprised too

    kinda sucked at the time because she had to wait the ~10 days for my quarantine then because of the possible week incubation time she ended up quarantining almost twice as long as I did

    kinda funny to think about that now when the policy is basically go to work if you dont have snot running out your nose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomiko View Post
    A friend came across this and shared it. I checked the links and it looks like the idea started back in September, but I don't recall hearing about it until now.

    https://twitter.com/patriottakes/sta...10022395072520
    https://twitter.com/patriottakes/sta...16221945487370

    Edit: Came across this tweet when looking up other tweets about the above and thought it was amusing.

    https://twitter.com/peace1/status/1480615442142175232
    Have you guys not considered letting them and letting Darwinism run its course?

    Oh right, that whole hospital thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    Have you guys not considered letting them and letting Darwinism run its course?

    Oh right, that whole hospital thing.
    If we let survivalist mentality govern our medical decisions half of you wouldn't exist or would be dead.

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