2022 NFL Conference Championship Weekend: Nobody Beats Me 17 Times in a Row

[Cail]

Darnold not in last woo

[archibaldcrane]

Well gents, it's time for the 2021 PFF "How Shit Is My Quarterback" BG edition grading chart for the last 3 regular seasons.

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Welt creaming buckets out here, and there is a clear "everyone below Kyler" is dog shit thing going on.

Also RIP to Lawrence, Z Wilson, and Darnold.

If you want to remember what the 2020 looked like here you go:

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RIP to the black QB-aissance, the whites are back in town

[Mertron]

eh, hurts only has a two year average (with a bad four games to end last year as a rookie) and outperformed a lot of qbs ahead of him this last year (according to their metric)

i still say he’s more than acceptable as a starter for now. use them draft picks on best players available baby

edit: also, i know their numbers are averaged out over the year, but saying hurts was “good” and not “inconsistent” is flat out wrong, and saying there were only two “bad” qbs in the nfl the last three years is sus

[Mertron]

RIP to the black QB-aissance, the whites are back in town

flores gonna sue pff

[Mertron]

biggest offender there being cam having a 70 grade that year with the pats

you can’t convince me that shouldn’t be a “bad” season

[Celeras]

Headline: Jets get Neal and London in latest PFF mock draft. Sounds good! Lets check that shit out: https://www.pff.com/news/draft-2022-...nds-in-atlanta

Ah yes the ol' Cross> Stingley 1-2, totally going to happen. The fuck they smoking lol. Serves me right for clicking a mock in February.

[Xno Kappa]

That’s the 3rd time I’ve seen that specific 1>2 pick of Cross and Stingley.

[Xno Kappa]

I’m starting to believe maybe most sports journalists are lazy.

[Krandor]

Not everyone can put in the effort of Jon Bois

[Mertron]

if kayvon thibodeaux falls to 8 i will eat tyches socks

that mock draft is pure trash

[Mertron]

it does have the eagles landing williams and dean (and an interior OL) so ill still take it

[Rhyis.]

edit: also, i know their numbers are averaged out over the year, but saying hurts was “good” and not “inconsistent” is flat out wrong, and saying there were only two “bad” qbs in the nfl the last three years is sus

biggest offender there being cam having a 70 grade that year with the pats

you can’t convince me that shouldn’t be a “bad” season

i just work here, let me get my manager

[Rhyis.]

regarding mock drafts; from what i've been hearing there isn't any true blue chip players this year so that's why you're going to see so many mock drafts with wildly different rankings for dudes

kipers, jeremiah, mcshay, brugler, and pff are all vastly different everywhere. even just their #1 dude

its a bad year to be at the top of the draft

[Mertron]

orrrrr because it isn’t a qb-driven draft people are being dumb to drive up website traffic

[Mertron]

forget big pharma, the real enemy is big draft

[Rhyis.]

usually there's a miles garrett/nick bosa/chase young 5 star prospect since grade school kinda guy at the top of the draft tho. just a year ago nobody knew who the hell aidan hutchinson was

its a lot of 4 star recruits this year

you can argue the best players are a center and a strong safety, but nobody is drafting that #1 overall

[Krandor]

It seems like a decent draft for teams needing to fill out their D or O lines, but not any big name skill position players

[Rhyis.]

yeah i think the depth for the lines is supposed to be good

[Cail]

Please Carolina, draft an LT

[Rhyis.]

i'll tell you what, here you go nerds. welcome to rhyis' legitimately original mock draft 1.0 for 2022 since kiper, jeremiah, mcshay, and brugler are all punk bitches.

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01. JAX - Evan Neal (OT1)
02. DET - Aidan Hutchinson (EDGE1)
03. HOU - Kyle Hamilton (S1)
04. NYJ - Kayvon Thibodeaux (EDGE2)
05. NYG - Ikem Ekwonu (OT2)
06. CAR - Charles Cross (OT3)
07. NYG - Tyler Linderbaum (OC1)
08. ATL - Ahmad Gardner (CB1)
09. DEN - George Karlaftis (EDGE3)
10. NYJ - Jameson Williams (WR1)
11. WAS - Matt Corral (QB1)
12. MIN - Derek Stingley Jr (CB2)
13. CLE - Garrett Wilson (WR2)
14. BAL - Trent McDuffie (CB3)
15. PHI - David Ojabo (EDGE4)
16. PHI - Drake London (WR3)
17. PIT - Malik Willis (QB2) - from LAC
18. NO - Chris Olave (WR4)
19. PHI - Nakobe Dean (LB1)
20. LAC - Jordan Davis (DT1) - from PIT
21. NE - Andrew Booth Jr (CB4)
22. LVR - Devin Lloyd (LB2)
23. ARI - Trevor Penning (OT4)
24. DAL - Kenyon Green (OG1)
25. BUF - Treylon Burks (WR5)
26. TEN - Jermaine Johnson (EDGE5)
27. TB - Devonte Wyatt (DT2)
28. GB - Travon Walker (EDGE6)
29. MIA - Bernhard Raimann (OT5)
30. KC - Roger McCreary (CB5)
31. CIN - Zion Johnson (OG2)
32. DET - Sam Howell (QB3)

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*disclaimer; mocks in february are dumb and pointless but it gets the people hype