2022 MLB Season Thread - Zombie Runners Back from the Dead

[Xno Kappa]

Who you think they gonna cast in 42: The Sequel to play Tim Anderson?

[Melena]

How's the sports talk radio in Yankee Land now that Donaldson got a 1 game suspension?

[Koyangi]

What a world we live in where you literally call yourself a modern day "Jackie," then get mad when someone calls you that name, with the same context you had used it in, and you overreact to it.

[Mertron]

i find this all very confusing but apparently that makes me insensitive or racist or something

dude got clowned by donaldson and cried racism, convince me otherwise

[Melena]

tim anderson saying he’s a modern jackie robinson and people should call him jackie, followed by donaldson saying “what’s up jackie” doesn’t seem racist to me, just seems like low-effort/high-effect trolling

Anderson now saying he's asked Donaldson to stop calling him that since 2019.

[Mertron]

so his feelings were hurt

boo hoo

[Mertron]

just saw this on twitter, the steroid era was fun

https://twitter.com/starting9/status...mIe0xuAPpMGthQ

[Xno Kappa]

Had to double check to make sure my themostat was still in one piece.

[Xno Kappa]

I legit cannot stand Aaron Hicks. How is it he's still on the Yankees roster I will never understand. Eat the fucking contract already Hal/Cashman and move on. There's no way this dude can be on lineup in October.

The dude continues to fall ass backwards into high profile situations and proceeds to embarrass himself. Like I'm almost positive Brett Gardner is probably waiting in the parking lot already in uniform, yet we still trot Hicks out there to completely stifle any semblance of momentum.

[Xno Kappa]

Wtf are the SF Giants doing!?

[Xno Kappa]

Hey guys! Lets let the Mets paper cut us to death and only pull the pitcher after we’re down 10-8 after previously leading 8-2.

[Melena]

Torture baseball. Thankfully big cock Joc decided to carry us with 3HR and 8 RBI's including a tying single in the 9th with two outs.

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[Melena]

Joc picking up from last night, already a 2 run homer in his first at bat today.

I swear when it gets hot, Oracle Park turns into Coors field

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[Melena]

Stanton on the IL with a sore quad

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[Mertron]

death, taxes,

[Xno Kappa]

Neat

https://twitter.com/yankees/status/1...9W51mE6j3kvaFQ

Probably means DJ going on the IL too.

[Mertron]

stanton hurt, gallo sucks, hicks has no pulse

better sign a utility infielder!

[Mertron]

stanton hurt, gallo sucks, hicks has no pulse

better sign a utility infielder!

no worries, nasty nestor rides again

https://twitter.com/ktsharp/status/1...nLMSTCqvI2CTRQ

[Xno Kappa]

And Wandy messed with his ERA too with a balk.

[synistar]

Literally a license plate lol - https://twitter.com/Rockies/status/1530189008172728321