2022 MLB Season Thread - Zombie Runners Back from the Dead

[Mertron]

Tatis released a statement blaming it on ringworm medication

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https://twitter.com/mlbonfox/status/...dtXq4jltQLL4Hg

[Mertron]

All Rise

the Yankees are gonna make the playoffs, but the recent cold streak has been a bummer. the homerun chase has been a good distraction at least

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/changethepadres/...UfJ0cVSrUFPWVw

[Delayed]

Dusty was talking about the peacock game on sunday and being unable to figure it out so he missed the game there. Had to follow with updates over the phone like the plebs while watching Netflix.
I feel his pain. Peacock is a terrible provider to watch on.

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[NynJa]

https://twitter.com/jomboymedia/stat...31046915080192

Id do the same if I had to play in Houston tbh

[Celeras]

Jacob deGrom

Jacob deGrom

[Xno Kappa]

[Xno Kappa]

IWYW

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/mrmatthewcfb/sta...wnYS_qPZ5Y_wdQ

[Xno Kappa]

https://twitter.com/Evan_P_Grant/sta...frF8P4Ql29Vgmw

[Outlaw]

https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1558915180616159233

They just need to send him directly to the Hall of Fame after this season is over.

[Mertron]

gonna be a tight push to 700

[Mertron]

“haircut” is an interesting way to go for a positive steroid test

https://twitter.com/hgomez27/status/...pcEzWu1NBkbRuQ

[Xno Kappa]

LCS schedule this year won’t have off days between games 3 through 7. Sounds like starting rotational depth is gonna be crucial this postseason.

[Melena]

LCS schedule this year won’t have off days between games 3 through 7. Sounds like starting rotational depth is gonna be crucial this postseason.

You know at least one of the two series that's going to be a moot point due to the weather.

[Mertron]

speaking of rotation depth

https://twitter.com/bnightengale/sta...TRF1l_1q0WNsWA

[Obsidian]

“haircut” is an interesting way to go for a positive steroid test

https://twitter.com/hgomez27/status/...pcEzWu1NBkbRuQ

So we've gone from ringworm to bad haircut in 2 days. Very good. What's next up?

Also, what he got busted taking was an actual anabolic steroid, not the ringworm drug which is a corticosteroid. He took steroids likely to try to get back faster from his dumbfuck motorcycle accident, and got busted. End of story.

Edit: And here's a big L from David Ortiz, if you wanted a laugh.

https://twitter.com/hgomez27/status/1559308157410840576

[Mertron]

i mean, what do you expect from a guy who also took steroids

[Melena]

I mean, it is plausible if his barber doesn't disinfect shit that he could have gotten ring worm that way, but honestly at this point, they all should be shutting their mouths, and Tatis just keeps himself clean, continue rehab and play up to the standards of his contract and people will forget about it in a couple of years.

And if that doesn't work, he can put on twenty pounds, go DH for the red sox, win a ring and all will be forgiven.

[synistar]

speaking of rotation depth

https://twitter.com/bnightengale/sta...TRF1l_1q0WNsWA

Speaking of rotation depth - May slated to make his return for the Dodgers on Saturday. Had an immaculate inning in his final rehab start.