2022 MLB Season Thread - Zombie Runners Back from the Dead

[Mertron]

the good news about the Yankees being this bad is that there’s nowhere to go but up!

[Mertron]

unless they get no-hit again, but then there is also nowhere to go but up

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/joeyvotto/status...9XhTY6LBVzWbtg

[Melena]

Houston's triple A team went off on the Dodgers triple A team for 17 runs in one inning. 12 of the runs were scored with two outs, 23 men went to the plate, one home run, and nine fucking walks

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[Mertron]

Fucking idiot.

Apparently he also told the cops he was “Ozuna from the Braves.” Should’ve known that only works for old white people.

lol he 100% thought he was getting out of it the whole time

https://twitter.com/jomboymedia/stat...Wxi1aopOActr_A

[Mertron]

“you failed to maintain your lane when i passed you”

“really? wow. well, thanks anyway”

[synistar]

Jerma had another one of his unique streams last night with a baseball game that's more akin to banana ball. MLB needs power-up cards to spice up the game.

https://clips.twitch.tv/DepressedHom...PeXwvkNzYnulsR

And how appropriate for it to end in a bench clearing brawl - https://clips.twitch.tv/SmallClumsyH...FJYOBSRHT8-tfd

[Xno Kappa]

Holy shit at that Oswaldo Cabrera play. Dude would’ve been fucked up if it wasn’t for the padding.

[Krandor]

The Padres (especially them with the Soto trade) and Yankees making all those deadline moves and just fucking collapsing afterwards is peak entertainment

[archibaldcrane]

Hader giving up 3 runs, not pitching for 9 days and then giving up 3 runs again is brutal. Dude went from the best pitcher in mlb history (by K/9 all time and ERA post-WWII, min. 300 IP) to total collapse in like 6 weeks

[Krandor]

Hader already in the middle of a sharp decline paired up with some good ole fashioned Padresing?

Peak comedy

[archibaldcrane]

Since July 4th he has an ERA of 14.66 with 2 blown saves and 4 losses in 11.2 IP

and he still has a K/9 of 15.43 in that time frame, dude is a two true outcomes pitcher - strikeouts and getting fucking shelled

[Xno Kappa]

It’s obviously padded but the dude hit the corner of the concrete with his head! That’s probably a minor concussion.

https://twitter.com/yesnetwork/statu...VtEJX780quyjVg

[Outlaw]

Holy shit.

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[Krandor]

The Yankees have posted the worst record for a month (.222 winning %) of any team so far this season, and their next three projected games are against Manoah, Scherzer, and DeGrom.

[Delayed]

Houston's triple A team went off on the Dodgers triple A team for 17 runs in one inning. 12 of the runs were scored with two outs, 23 men went to the plate, one home run, and nine fucking walks

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9walks in 1 inning... at triple A ball is unreal.

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[Xno Kappa]

The Yankees have posted the worst record for a month (.222 winning %) of any team so far this season, and their next three projected games are against Manoah, Scherzer, and DeGrom.

It’s easier when you pretend this season was just make believe anyways and never happens.

If it does happen though we pretend it’s like 2000 all over again.

[Cail]

It’s obviously padded but the dude hit the corner of the concrete with his head! That’s probably a minor concussion.

https://twitter.com/yesnetwork/statu...VtEJX780quyjVg

what a catch but fucking ow

[Outlaw]

Braves came back in extras tonight and took out the Trash.

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[Melena]

God is just straight fucking with the Yankees now

https://freekick.gg/v/m0rt81

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