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    So my mother-in-law and I do not get along well. She disrespected my job, then asked me to write her a script for ivermectin, I called her a fucking moron...there's a history.

    I had to endure her today for a visit. She simply can't help herself since she eats and breathes fox news, so she brings up Rowe. I knew this was coming. I told her it was shameful, talked about her daughters struggle with miscarriages and how it would affect her. She doesnt give a fuck...dead babies and all. So I trudge forward, ask her if she thought they should overturn gay marriage and reinstate sodomy laws. Of-fucking-course she does. I tell her it would be a real shame for her daughter to get arrested a couple times a week for something she's so good at.

    So, I'm on the couch tonight guys...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    So my mother-in-law and I do not get along well. She disrespected my job, then asked me to write her a script for ivermectin, I called her a fucking moron...there's a history.

    I had to endure her today for a visit. She simply can't help herself since she eats and breathes fox news, so she brings up Rowe. I knew this was coming. I told her it was shameful, talked about her daughters struggle with miscarriages and how it would affect her. She doesnt give a fuck...dead babies and all. So I trudge forward, ask her if she thought they should overturn gay marriage and reinstate sodomy laws. Of-fucking-course she does. I tell her it would be a real shame for her daughter to get arrested a couple times a week for something she's so good at.

    So, I'm on the couch tonight guys...
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    Sir, you have my respect lol

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    Bold move, Cotton. We see how that worked out for you.

    I shall furiously press F in your honor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    So my mother-in-law and I do not get along well. She disrespected my job, then asked me to write her a script for ivermectin, I called her a fucking moron...there's a history.

    I had to endure her today for a visit. She simply can't help herself since she eats and breathes fox news, so she brings up Rowe. I knew this was coming. I told her it was shameful, talked about her daughters struggle with miscarriages and how it would affect her. She doesnt give a fuck...dead babies and all. So I trudge forward, ask her if she thought they should overturn gay marriage and reinstate sodomy laws. Of-fucking-course she does. I tell her it would be a real shame for her daughter to get arrested a couple times a week for something she's so good at.

    So, I'm on the couch tonight guys...
    Well played. lol

    What was the MIL's response to that?

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    She, oddly, doesn't handle conflict or smart ass responses well and always just ignores me after I step over the line. Which is usually a W for me. The loud "NEIL" uttered at 100 decimals in 5 milliseconds handed me a much deserved L.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    So my mother-in-law and I do not get along well. She disrespected my job, then asked me to write her a script for ivermectin, I called her a fucking moron...there's a history.

    I had to endure her today for a visit. She simply can't help herself since she eats and breathes fox news, so she brings up Rowe. I knew this was coming. I told her it was shameful, talked about her daughters struggle with miscarriages and how it would affect her. She doesnt give a fuck...dead babies and all. So I trudge forward, ask her if she thought they should overturn gay marriage and reinstate sodomy laws. Of-fucking-course she does. I tell her it would be a real shame for her daughter to get arrested a couple times a week for something she's so good at.

    So, I'm on the couch tonight guys...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    So my mother-in-law and I do not get along well. She disrespected my job, then asked me to write her a script for ivermectin, I called her a fucking moron...there's a history.

    I had to endure her today for a visit. She simply can't help herself since she eats and breathes fox news, so she brings up Rowe. I knew this was coming. I told her it was shameful, talked about her daughters struggle with miscarriages and how it would affect her. She doesnt give a fuck...dead babies and all. So I trudge forward, ask her if she thought they should overturn gay marriage and reinstate sodomy laws. Of-fucking-course she does. I tell her it would be a real shame for her daughter to get arrested a couple times a week for something she's so good at.

    So, I'm on the couch tonight guys...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    So my mother-in-law and I do not get along well. She disrespected my job, then asked me to write her a script for ivermectin, I called her a fucking moron...there's a history.

    I had to endure her today for a visit. She simply can't help herself since she eats and breathes fox news, so she brings up Rowe. I knew this was coming. I told her it was shameful, talked about her daughters struggle with miscarriages and how it would affect her. She doesnt give a fuck...dead babies and all. So I trudge forward, ask her if she thought they should overturn gay marriage and reinstate sodomy laws. Of-fucking-course she does. I tell her it would be a real shame for her daughter to get arrested a couple times a week for something she's so good at.

    So, I'm on the couch tonight guys...


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    Why does your wife allow her around if she's so terrible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    I wonder if it's just a self fulfilling prophecy that Americans have trapped themselves in the two party system. Plenty of people agree with 3rd party or independent candidates but get berated into the it's a wasted vote or they have no chance of winning . Then people get dejected enough and vote for one of the two parties or not at all. Then they get blasted with you can't vote for someone young because they don't have the experience or relationships in congress to get things done and if you don't vote for them doom and gloom (which has happened). Just curious at what point do Americans break from the shackles of the two party nonsense. Probably never because Republicans have gone full fascism and not voting for democrats just helps Republicans erode the failing project faster. Then you have the people who scream the left and right are just the same. Or those that say the left is too radical and naive and the infighting for weird, mundane reasons, while Republicans are actively working to undo decades of civil rights.

    It's interesting to watch it crash and burn around us.
    If a third party backed by an ACTUAL EX-PRESIDENT who was TREMENDOUSLY POPULAR failed to be more than a spoiler a century ago, before modern political gamesmanship cultivated the art of tricking idiots to waste their votes on third party candidates, then there is absolutely 0% chance one could do anything positive today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Why does your wife allow her around if she's so terrible?
    It's her mother. Do you not get how family works?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    It's her mother. Do you not get how family works?
    Lol cut that bitch out of your life if she's that terrible. Don't just continually allow terrible people around you and your home because of their blood relationship to you. You as a psychiatrist should know first hand how shitty of a thing that is to say. "They're family so you just need to ignore how awful they are and keep them in your life even if they're abusive towards you or your significant other"

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    Maybe you truly are a janitor or else.... yikes. Imagine a psychiatrist saying you shouldn't have boundaries because they're family.

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    Imagine having to hear hot takes from splitting prima donnas like you who can't see a difference between setting boundaries and cutting people out of your life.

    It must be very hard living life in a way that prevents you from learning how to navigate other human beings outside of just screaming loudly before you spoil movies and flaunt your sexuality.

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    Also I find it absolutely laughable how you think a family system is just as simple as "lol just tell them to go away".

    You continue to show how little you know. Dynamics don't work that way.

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    The entire first paragraph Tyche wrote shows that the daughter gas set 0 boundaries with the mother and Neil. And if she has then the mother isn't respecting those boundaries and at that point if a person isn't respectful of the boundaries you set or establish regarding your home and family, cut them out your life

    Did you even comprehend what he said or just tried to dunk on me but failed miserably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    Also I find it absolutely laughable how you think a family system is just as simple as "lol just tell them to go away".

    You continue to show how little you know. Dynamics don't work that way.
    They absolutely do work that way. I would hate to see the advice you give to patients that have family members that constantly disrepct them because from what you're saying here it must be some awful professional advice.

    She came by for a visit? Don't allow her to come over anymore
    She has a key? Change the locks.
    She calls? Block the phone number

    Neil made more than 200k during the crypto and stock boom. He's not hurting for money and can easily implement these changes. Plus the money he made as a nurse with all the bonuses they were giving out.

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    It's an odd relationship. Her mom's a cancer survivor and a widow. I wouldn't call her a bad or toxic person, just older, alone, and incredibly susceptible to propaganda. My wife is the youngest of 3 girls. She was the only one living with her mom when my wife's dad passed away. Her absolute batshit craziness is rather new. She was a 2x Obama voter who then voted for Trump and since, has dug her feet way in. Sarah's two older sisters are over their mom. They've banned political talk in their homes. Both of them are quite liberal as well. They and I get along incredibly well. But unlike them, I'll entertain the nonsense, so I'm partially at fault too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    They absolutely do work that way. I would hate to see the advice you give to patients that have family members that constantly disrepct them because from what you're saying here it must be some awful professional advice.

    She came by for a visit? Don't allow her to come over anymore
    She has a key? Change the locks.
    She calls? Block the phone number

    Neil made more than 200k during the crypto and stock boom. He's not hurting for money and can easily implement these changes. Plus the money he made as a nurse with all the bonuses they were giving out.
    They absolutely don't work that way, and you need to stop giving advice to people. You don't know what you're talking about, and we're done with this thread exchange.

    I don't advise patients to "put up with family" nor do I just go "lol just cut them off 100%".

    Unless you live with Tyche and know the particulars of the system you probably should just do the board a favor and shut the fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    It's an odd relationship. Her mom's a cancer survivor and a widow. I wouldn't call her a bad or toxic person, just older, alone, and incredibly susceptible to propaganda. My wife is the youngest of 3 girls. She was the only one living with her mom when my wife's dad passed away. Her absolute batshit craziness is rather new. She was a 2x Obama voter who then voted for Trump and since, has dug her feet way in. Sarah's two older sisters are over their mom. They've banned political talk in their homes. Both of them are quite liberal as well. They and I get along incredibly well. But unlike them, I'll entertain the nonsense, so I'm partially at fault too.
    So other people in the family established boundaries probably with the threat of removing her from their lives if she oversteps those boundaries. Don't let kuro read it or he'll tell them they don't understand how family works!

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