Putin in Russia (II): Spicy Island Liberation Front

[Spicyryan]

https://twitter.com/kamilkazani/stat...AGf6tADSg&s=19

[thetruepandagod]

i'm sure russia will be willing to donate some heat comrade

[Spicyryan]

i'm sure russia will be willing to donate some heat comrade

Posted it in case anyone is interested in helping to kill Russians, comrade.

[kuronosan]

I don't want to kill anyone. I just hate bullies.

[Spicyryan]

I don't want to kill anyone. I just hate bullies.

Suit yourself, more killing for the rest of us.

[Spicyryan]

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/st...84105836482560

I was amused by this call. R2 is a Russian soldier in Kherson, and R1 is his dad, I assume.

R2: "We are retreating every other day. No logistics, nothing. Ukrops are fucking us.

R1: "What is this tactic? I don't fucking understand."

R2: "The whole front line is retreating. Hohols are pushing."

R1: "How come?"

R2: "Artillery, aviation, all fucking us!"

R1: "Do we not have artillery or aviation? I don't fucking understand."

R2: "We do, too little, not enough."

R1: "At Severodonetsk they are advancing. Where you are they are advancing. What the fuck?!"

R2: "Fuck knows! I am myself shocked. We are not eating, not washing, hiding in forests like the homeless. Last night changes positions twice. These fucking shovels, all you do is digging like a fucking mole."

Then some more details on basically overwhelming firepower is fucking them up and Russians are going AWOL.


Hohols is an ethnic slur towards Ukrainians, but in true Ukranian fashion it is a badass Cossack hairstyle turned slur.

Ukrops is an ethnic slur as well, but I don't know how it got started. I would assume it was just ironic usage as with other war-based nicknames. It just means "dill" which is of course the greatest herb on the planet. It started being used in 2014 after the start of the civil war and was later co-opt by the far-right.

[Outlaw]

"Their Howitzers are fucking so hard half the forest jumps up."



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[kuronosan]

Укроп is just the Russian word for dill, it's a play on words because of how close it is to Украина (Ukraine).

Anyway, it's like saying "chinks" or "japs". To proud Ukrainians it's like interchanging meanings of the N word.

Other fun fact: Ukraine is where Vigo the Carpathian would have hailed from.

[TsingTao]

Well that is quite the exchange.

I wonder how far they can push before winter sets in...

[Spicyryan]

Well that is quite the exchange.

I wonder how far they can push before winter sets in...

They have had little progress the past few days. I'd assume after the swath of gains in kehrson they need to consolidate, resupply, plan, and probe the new lines while softening them steadily. Major breakthroughs ensue, rinse and repeat.


Also, how fucking bad does your training have to be to just intentionally drive over a whole row of mines in an APC??

https://twitter.com/RALee85/status/1...HurE4BaTg&s=19

[Richybear]

"training"

Yo Ivan, get in tank

[Spicyryan]

"training"

Yo Ivan, get in tank

But comrade commissar, these are potatoes! How are we supposed to fight the Dill with potatoes?!

Zho Vhat, Ivan. Get in the fucking Boyevaya Mashina Pyekhoty 1, Shinji

[Forte]

https://twitter.com/visegrad24/statu...40004673040384

[Spicyryan]

Shitty peacetime president. Excellent wartime president.

[thetruepandagod]

if putin doesn't think he's gonna survive i feel like thats a fast path to nukes so he might wanna care. but i like where his heart is at

[Kaslo]

if putin doesn't think he's gonna survive i feel like thats a fast path to nukes so he might wanna care. but i like where his heart is at

This, however, depends on self-interested underlings to actually carry out the order.

[Yabby]

If he knows he isn't going to make it, he is going to go all out. That said, if others know he isn't going to make it, I doubt they are going to go along with it. They know they will have to deal with the fallout, not him.

[Jaybar]

They know they will have to deal with the fallout, not him.

fallout

Nice one there.

[Spicyryan]

What a cunt.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/...IJAdg_vkA&s=19

[NynJa]

Not sure why thats him being a cunt. Regardless of what Musk may have said to warrant that kind of response, maybe a Ukranian ambadassor should not have told Musk to "fuck off" if he's providing an essential service to his country as its being attacked by Russia. This isnt some random jerkoff Ukranian citizen saying it, thats someone appointed to represent their country at a very high level.