2022 NHL Off-Season Thread: Kiss My Ass

[NynJa]

I cant believe he actually gets paid for his dumbass takes.

[Obsidian]

Dom had Nick Suzukis 7.875 aav contract as “among top 10 worst in the league”, even though he was still on his ELC last year.

Dom on Stutzle at 8.3m aka Doms a fucking idiot
https://twitter.com/domluszczyszyn/s...54376968937476

Almost like predictive models can evolve with more data inputs.

None of what he posts is actually his opinion. Everything comes from the model he develops, and which wins him a lot of money through sports betting.

[NynJa]

Damn, if his predictive models are so good and accurate, why dont the Leafs hire him so he can get them into the second round? Lol

[Richybear]

gotta take into account the JFresh cards

[Koyangi]

Damn, if his predictive models are so good and accurate, why dont the Leafs hire him so he can get them into the second round? Lol

Leafs management would have to be smart 1st.

[Bombur]

Next season, Ottawa will have 4 players with near 8m contracts (Tkachuk, Stutzle, Norris, and Chabot) and DeBrincat will be a RFA. If DeBrincat gets near 8m, they'll have about half their cap space committed to 5 players.

[Richybear]

Toronto will be around 48m with their top 5 paid.

Also, if Norris is making 7.95, there's no way DeBrincat doesn't at the very least ask for that

[NynJa]

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/st...lSnGz037imd9IQ

[NynJa]

Dom be like “horrible contract to give out, way too much term for an unproven goaltender, shoulda gotten a stud like Matt Murray, an elite goaltender who knows how to win in the playoffs based on his two rings”.

[Richybear]

Nick Suzuki new Captain of the Habs

[NynJa]

REEEEEEEE OSTI TABARNAK IL PARLE PAS FRANCAIS MAUDIT DE CON EN FRANCAIS C'EST GAGNANT LE CAPITAINE DE NOS GLORIEUX DOIVENT PARLER FRANCAIS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Should be capital E accent aigu, but I'm too lazy.

[NynJa]

Habs twitter is very salty about the RBC shoulder patch apprently.

[NynJa]

https://twitter.com/habsonreddit/sta...27719560740868

[NynJa]

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/cana...eeds-to-learn/

Coalition Avenir Quebec leader François Legault said the Habs made an “excellent choice,” describing the centre as one of the team’s best players, before adding that Suzuki now has to learn French.

Liberal Leader Dominique Anglade told reporters in Thetford Mines that it would be a good thing if Suzuki learned French, adding that living in Quebec is an opportunity to learn the language.

Parti Quebecois Leader Paul St-Pierre Plamondon also praised the hockey club’s decision – describing Suzuki as a “very good choice” for captain.
But he said its important for the Habs captain to learn French because the position involves a bond with a Quebec fan base that has offered unconditional support to the team for generations.

BRO JUST WIN THE FUCKING CUP. I dont give a fuck is the captain is Svedberg Norginstrom and doesnt speak any english beyond "hi" and basic hockey lingo.

[Richybear]

Imagine if you guys ever had Malkin, he doesn't learn teammates names, let alone another fucking language. lol

[Richybear]

Jordan Kyrou 8 years 65M extension with the Blues

[Vaspinne]

https://twitter.com/scottmatla/statu...59645695807490

[Vaspinne]

Before I get all smug though, there are rumours that Calgary is in on him too

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/st...91667808206848

[Richybear]

Captain Gagner incoming, do it Winnipeg!