NBA 2022-2023 Regular Season Thread : Donkey Punching Poole Party

[Andalusian girls]

Kyrie apologized and donating 500K, international Zionist cabal remains undefeated

[Krandor]

His dad and stepmom met with the ADL today, this is basically the millionaire equivalent of a kid putting money in the swear jar after a PTA meeting.

[Krandor]

In on court news, it appears the NBA will actually start enforcing carries now.

Jordan Poole got called for it 3 times last night, Chris Paul also got hit. Griz play tonight, if Ja actually starts getting called maybe it's for real and not just a one off last night.

[kisada]

can't imagine that lasting more than a year, like most "we have to enforce this thing from now on!" memos

[archibaldcrane]

More than a month*

[archibaldcrane]

GIANNIS filled up the stat sheet tonight, 32/12/4 with 5 steals and 2 blocks in only 29 minutes. Bucks 7-0

[Andalusian girls]

Cavs and Boston just put on a great one, Cleveland wins their 6th in a row. looking solid and deep, Donovan slotting in perfectly as the legit #1 option last year's 44 win team needed and Mobley/Allen shoring up all his defensive weaknesses.

[kisada]

guys can we play fantasy basketball next year and then rig it so archie gets the last pick of the first round and giannis drops all the way to the end but gets picked up right before archie drafts him

i think that would be fun

[kisada]

Cavs and Boston just put on a great one, Cleveland wins their 6th in a row. looking solid and deep, Donovan slotting in perfectly as the legit #1 option last year's 44 win team needed and Mobley/Allen shoring up all his defensive weaknesses.

insane thing is darius garland looking like a major fucking player in all of that

[Dimmauk]

Kyrie and Silver are going to have a sit down and talk it out.
I'm enjoying all of the black people that are supporting Kyrie and how fucking hypocritical they look.

[archibaldcrane]

guys can we play fantasy basketball next year and then rig it so archie gets the last pick of the first round and giannis drops all the way to the end but gets picked up right before archie drafts him

i think that would be fun

none of you have the discipline to successfully coordinate such a prisoner's dilemma

[kisada]

TRUE lmao

[Vaspinne]

I vaguely remember a post somewhere about SA being good about keeping drama under wraps. Dunno if it was on here or somewhere else. Anywho, looks like they really fumbled this situation

Tweet doesn't say but supposedly she filed multiple complaints that all went ignored

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/st...7CirL7qiQ&s=19

[Vaspinne]

...conversely, here's the other side of the story

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/st...79dzYkMcw&s=19

[Krandor]

Kyrie got in front of some microphones again today, the results are about what you would expect.

https://twitter.com/outsidethenba/st...MmGs17k7wvsu_A

[archibaldcrane]

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1588239871876993024

[Koyangi]

oh no

[archibaldcrane]

Imagine if the Sixers and the Nets had used their top flight trade bait players to get good, productive, non-disruptive players to pair with their superstars

[Krandor]

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1...gPZ-YbRj_-eWUg
5 games minimum

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1...gPZ-YbRj_-eWUg

"no less than 5 games"