NBA 2022-2023 Regular Season Thread : Donkey Punching Poole Party

[Krandor]

Kyrie back to the Mavs 3/126 (player option 3rd year)

[Andalusian girls]

can't believe he didn't sign the vet's minimum with us

[archibaldcrane]

Holy fuck what an overpay lol

It's probably fine if he's healthy the whole time

So yeah, an overpay

[archibaldcrane]

Middleton back with the Bucks, 3/102M. I'll take it.

[Andalusian girls]

Jakob Poeltl resigned for $80 million after getting traded for multiple draft picks last season

i don't understand, he's fine, he's whatever. who the hell is valuing this man so highly. what kompromat does Jakob have

[Krandor]

I think in this first year of the new CBA we're not gonna see many bigger name free agents change teams.

Obviously early still but biggest contracts for players on new teams so far is Max Strus and Bruce Brown. Which is uh, not super exciting.

Biggest contract by total value so far being Jerami Grant is hilarious.

[Andalusian girls]

excuse yaself Kran Max Strus averaged almost 6 point on almost 24% shooting in the Finals put some respect on his name

[Vaspinne]

Jakob Poeltl resigned for $80 million after getting traded for multiple draft picks last season

i don't understand, he's fine, he's whatever. who the hell is valuing this man so highly. what kompromat does Jakob have

It sounds like FVV is coming back to Toronto too. I dunno what their plan is. Coming back with pretty much the same team just to be on the bubble and bounced in the play in games.

Masai hailed as this amazing front office guy, but outside of the Kawhi homerun, team has been pretty meh.

[Andalusian girls]

hell ya we've signed Yuta, Okogie, Bates-Diop, Eubanks, and Lee.

it def ain't a murderer's row but these are live NBA bodies. still dependent on the health of the big 3(4) but if we gel that should be enough talent around them. Vogel take the wheel

[kisada]

i'm out here waiting for clips to grab both harden and westbrook

two nightmare players which, ironically, would now make for i guess the least worst nightmare available to me

[Buffy]

3 years, 130m for FVV to Rockets...wow that's a lot of $$$

[Buffy]

And grant 5 years, 160M to the blazers? Blazers had no choice but welcome to purgatory again Dame.

[Vaspinne]

It sounds like FVV is coming back to Toronto too. I dunno what their plan is. Coming back with pretty much the same team just to be on the bubble and bounced in the play in games.

Masai hailed as this amazing front office guy, but outside of the Kawhi homerun, team has been pretty meh.

3 years, 130m for FVV to Rockets...wow that's a lot of $$$

Welp lol

[Krandor]

Max contract for FVV my lord lol

[Koyangi]

Bruce Brown to the Pacers, 2/45M

Dang, so he doesn't want a 2nd ring then, huh?

[archibaldcrane]

Dang, so he doesn't want a 2nd ring then, huh?

Not for MLE money no

[Krandor]

What the Pacers offered him is 3x his career earnings up to this point, no sixth man/bench player guy is gonna turn away that kind of money when they already got their ring.

[archibaldcrane]

Desmond Bane gets the max with the Grizz, 5/207M.

Not to be outdone, the Pacers gave Halliburton 5/up to 260M if he's all-NBA next season.

[archibaldcrane]

Gabe Vincent to the Lakers 3/33M

[Mertron]

the Pacers gave Halliburton 5/up to 260M if he's all-NBA next season.

https://twitter.com/tyhaliburton22/s...xIghEsrQibgLug