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    Cocaine Bear (February 24, 2023)


    Director: Elizabeth Banks
    Writer: Jimmy Warden

    In a Kentucky forest, an American black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine.
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    Keri Russell as Colette Matthews
    O'Shea Jackson Jr. as Howard
    Ray Liotta as Dentwood
    Alden Ehrenreich as Marty
    Matthew Rhys
    Jesse Tyler Ferguson
    Kristofer Hivju
    Margo Martindale
    Christian Convery
    Brooklynn Prince
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    Isiah Whitlock Jr. as Bob
    Shane Connellan as Ray
    Kahyun Kim

    The film is inspired by the real story of a 175-pound American black bear that died after ingesting a duffel bag full of cocaine in December 1985. The cocaine was dropped out of an airplane piloted by Andrew C. Thornton II, a former narcotics officer and convicted drug smuggler, because his plane was carrying too heavy a load. Thornton then jumped off the plane with a faulty parachute and died. The bear was found three months later in northern Georgia alongside 40 opened plastic containers of cocaine. The bear is currently on display at the Kentucky for Kentucky Fun Mall in Lexington, Kentucky. "Cocaine Bear" was coined by Coleman Larkin in 2015.

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    I'm so in.

    I just went to the "World Premiere" of a movie called Cocaine Snorting Crabs from Outer Space last month, wonder if this takes place in the same universe.

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    I'm in board for the Cocaine Animal Cinematic Universe.

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    so is the yayo really that good

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    I feel like this is a spiritual successor to Snakes on a Plane in how ridiculous this premise is. I'm in.

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    Ray Liotta had me doing a double take...

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    First off, this movie is going to be fucking amazing.

    Second, as stated, cocaine bear exists and his current home is in a Kentucky Museum. They have cocaine bear merch that is fantastic. The story of how this museum sought out and ultimately came in possession of cocaine bear is as fucking crazy as this movie, involving Chinese restaurants, pawn shops, and an outlaw country music legend.

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