Election 2024: Old and Crazy vs. Middle-age and Weird

[Meresgi]

If it happens I'm thinking of just dropping everything, buying a one way ticket to Japan, and begging them to take me in.

I'm hoping to be done with my doctorate by November and leveraging working in infosec for aerospace to migrate somewhere other then this flaming hellhole after Trump gets elected.

I do believe Joe Biden is correct that this election is basically do or die for us as a democracy, and I think we aren't going to do.

I do too, but hard to believe it when he's also talking about that he'll just try his best and how it's so hard being jetlagged from travel and booohoo, like the mother fucker is flying coach on Spirit.

[Tyrath]

Yeah it can't be both do or die and also "I'll just do my best"

[Xno Kappa]

Don’t know who this guy is but it’s a little bit of hopium if true.

https://twitter.com/parkerpbutler/st...4cFnT_86rk5g5Q

[Emphasis]

Seeing way too much of, "Project 2025 has nothing to do with Trump! Fake news!!".

[Roranora]

that's code for "hey this stuff doesn't sound so bad, liberals were gonna destroy our country"

[Krandor]

Don’t know who this guy is but it’s a little bit of hopium if true.

https://twitter.com/parkerpbutler/st...4cFnT_86rk5g5Q

Not really, you can look up the search trends for yesterday and none of those topics are in the top 20.

But Shrek is

[Richybear]

It's because Shrek would be the top candidate to lead as either President or PM up here

[Tyche]

Remember that chart showing Clarence Thomas taking like 10x more gifts than all the other justices.

Probably doesn't scratch the surface. Now we have a yacht trip to Moscow and a helicopter ride to a palace in Putin's hometown.

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1810828842426130555

[Tyrath]

Remember that chart showing Clarence Thomas taking like 10x more gifts than all the other justices.

Probably doesn't scratch the surface. Now we have a yacht trip to Moscow and a helicopter ride to a palace in Putin's hometown.

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1810828842426130555

[Tymon]

Spoiler alert, they will not unless you started the process a long time ago.

And even if they do, it's notoriously hard to stay there. They are super duper strict about exactly who they give visa renewals to, and which kinds.

[Roranora]

we could just walk to Mexico

[Tymon]

I know it's a fucked up thing to say, but if we do fully circle the bowl and go down the shitter at least I can LARP as MAGA if forced to long enough to gtfo.

Oh yeah bro, wwg1wga! The storm is here! See you later patriot!

[Roranora]

i'm screwed once they find my night cream

[Bail]

we could just walk to Mexico

Trump gets Mexico to pay for the wall because they are trying to keep us out

[kuronosan]

So he's a bag of shit. Great. Knew that.

[Outlaw]

And even if they do, it's notoriously hard to stay there. They are super duper strict about exactly who they give visa renewals to, and which kinds.

Hmph! Who's talking about a visa? I mean citizenship. It's been done. I know about the process. The biggest thing is they make you give up your citizenship of your country of origin. No problem. Why would I want to fucking stay in the US after it's become a Nationalist, white, Protestant, autocratic, dictatorship?

I would make a good Japanese citizen. I have no criminal record. I don't do, and have never done drugs. I don't believe in solving problems with violence. I'm quiet and keep to myself. I believe in being polite and respectful towards others. I'm clean to an extraordinary degree. When I am at work I actually WORK <shock> and take pride in my job. I love and admire Japanese culture and have studied it since 4th grade. What more could you want from a gaijin?

And I would benefit their economy because I would end up spending most of my pay on manga and anime. ^^;

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[Tyrath]

I love and admire Japanese culture and have studied it since 4th grade. What more could you want from a gaijin?

They don't really care for weebs

[Richybear]

That yacht trip to Russia could've been anything. He could've been just checking in on Snowden. And the flight to Putin's hometown, he was there to wiggle his finger like "Stop being meanface to the Ukes" He's a good guy, guys! Just misunderstood in his justice

[Ksandra]

My husband and I joke about moving to Canada if things went south but like…I cant! I can’t leave this weather! I never want to live in snow again. *cries*

I think if we ever left it would have to be Australia or Mexico. But it really would need to take a lot for us to actually move.

[Cyn]

I know it's a fucked up thing to say, but if we do fully circle the bowl and go down the shitter at least I can LARP as MAGA if forced to long enough to gtfo.

Oh yeah bro, wwg1wga! The storm is here! See you later patriot!

I'm a cis white male southern gun owner and registered as unaffiliated. I even stopped posting on social media a few years ago. My camouflage is about as good as it's going to get.