Election 2024: Old and Crazy vs. Middle-age and Weird

[Krandor]

Oh fair enough, I wasn't gonna read that whole fucking essay but just had to stop and marvel at the suggestion.

Similarly I'm sorry xno but Joe Hendry cannot be president either given he's Scottish

[Roranora]

lemme get that Zealot/archi ticket

[Salodin]

lemme get that Zealot/archi ticket

Ironically the only two regular posters who are currently job hunting so this works out great

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[Kaslo]

Joe Hendry should be the new nominee. I believe in Joe Hendry.

clap clap

[archibaldcrane]

lemme get that Zealot/archi ticket

Cmon man

I'm not running second fiddle to a guy who can't even win an HOA board election

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[Zealot]

Wouldn't look good on my ticket to have a slumlord as my second.

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[Roranora]

you both could repeatedly eviscerate Trump on key voter issues

i think the pay is decent too

[Tyrath]

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/12/u...ors-money.html

Donors Freeze Roughly $90 Million as Long as Biden Stays in Race

Maybe it's happening?

[Xno Kappa]

How hard is it to be like “I still believe I’m the best chance to beat Trump, but the American people have spoken.” Or some similar nonsense along those lines. Gracefully bow the fuck out and make way for someone who doesn’t qualify for Medicare.

[synistar]

What's gonna be fucked is the Dem Convention roll call nomination is going to be virtual prior to the actual convention (fuck you Ohio) so we aren't going to have a brawl on the convention floor

[Tymon]

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/12/u...ors-money.html



Maybe it's happening?

He scheduled campaign stops on the west coast for Monday right after this broke so nah probs not lol

[Tymon]

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaig...biden-critics/

Chris Matthews promising retribution against Dems who slander Dark Brandon

[mallister]

Look I didn't buy those coffee mugs for nothin

[Cantih]

Wouldn't look good on my ticket to have a slumlord as my second.

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::Slides old warcry merits scandal file across the desk::

[Zealot]

I don't know who started that rumor but to be honest I can't even remember if it was true or not at this point.

[Meresgi]

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/12/u...ors-money.html



Maybe it's happening?

Nah, Biden's gonna lose 2024 and Dems will use Trump as a donation platform to get tons of funding. Or Biden somehow wins 2024 and on inauguration day they bring a small child from Gaza who he consumes the flesh and blood of and regains his youth.

[archibaldcrane]

https://twitter.com/umichvoter/statu...o68S1ITwg&s=19

The lesbian lady / Trump crossover vote is wild

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[Byrthnoth]

So Trump gains 2% and Harris gains 3% in that poll, presumably both pulling from third parties.

This confirms my assumption that third party voters find Joe too old, but some of those really hate Harris. No further questions

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/ernielies/status...729708685?s=46

[Meresgi]

Is the Gaza Strip still a thing?

Yes, just now littered with body parts of kids and IDF soldiers getting bored and just shooting people. Don't worry though, NYT still is backing their article about Hamas doing all the rapes despite it having been proven time and time again the author of the article is a hack and never even checked any of the information she used.