2023 NFL Off-Season Thread: i didnt see a week 1 thread so,

[Mertron]

the eagles lost the super bowl

[Mertron]

anyway all coaches are hired so now it’s time to focus on whats really important, what really brings us together as a community:

hating the astros

[Weltall]

Jordan > Lebron

[Mertron]

donkey kong is the greatest video game of all time

[Xno Kappa]

Cereal first then you pour the milk. Any other way is for savages and uncultured swine.

[Dimmauk]

Bears have the first overall pick. Im excited to see how they will fuck up the draft.

[Roranora]

Cereal first then you pour the milk. Any other way is for savages and uncultured swine.

who the fuck pours cereal into milk, how far we have strayed etc

[Weltall]

Had the same question...never seen nor heard of anyone doing that

[Melena]

Bears have the first overall pick. Im excited to see how they will fuck up the draft.

If Bears are smart, they trade the first to the Colts for a mountain of picks, then fleece the Raiders trading down from 4-7 for even more picks.

[kuronosan]

Parade was lit can't wait for people to hate us more this year

[Xno Kappa]

Bears about to Josh Rosen Justin Fields.

[Xno Kappa]

You heard it here first.

[Melena]

Calvin Ridley has applied for reinstatement.

[Rhyis.]

the eagles lost the super bowl

[Rhyis.]

https://twitter.com/BloggingTheBoys/...C9_bLKiI0tAAAA

iggles fans boo a humanitarian. karma fucked your team up

[Rhyis.]

ok nerds. unless you are a janitor, you and your team suck. so you could probably use some hopeium to help you believe that anyone but mahomes is ever winning the superb owl again

so i welcome everyone to rhyis' legitimately original 1.0 mock draft for 2023. the draft where everything is made up and the trades don't matter

Spoiler: show

01. CHI - Jalen Carter (DT1)
02. HOU - Bryce Young (QB1)
03. ARI - Will Anderson (EDGE1)
04. IND - CJ Stroud (QB2)
05. SEA - Myles Murphy (EDGE2)
06. DET - Christian Gonzalez (CB1)
07. LVR - Joey Porter (CB2)
08. ATL - Tyree Wilson (EDGE3)
09. CAR - Will Levis (QB3)
10. PHI - Bijan Robinson (RB1)
11. TEN - Paris Johnson (OT1)
12. HOU - Jordan Addison (WR1)
13. NYJ - Broderick Jones (OT2)
14. NE - Devon Witherspoon (CB3)
15. GB - Bryan Bresee (DT2)
16. WAS - Cam Smith (CB4)
17. PIT - Peter Skoronski (OT3)
18. DET - Brian Branch (S1)
19. TB - Anthony Richardson (QB4)
20. SEA - Trenton Simpson (LB1)
21. LAC - Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR2)
22. BAL - Quentin Johnston (WR3)
23. MIN - Lukas Van Ness (EDGE4)
24. JAX - Michael Mayer (TE1)
25. NYG - Zay Flowers (WR4)
26. DAL - Kelee Ringo (CB5)
27. BUF - Nolan Smith (EDGE5)
28. CIN - Dawand Jones (OT4)
29. NO - Keion White (EDGE6)
30. PHI - O’Cyrus Torrence (OG1)
31. KC - Anton Harrison (OT5)

express your mad for giving your shitty team a shitty player at rhyisdoesntgiveafuck.com

*disclaimer; mocks in february are dumb and pointless but it gets the people hype

[Mertron]

if the eagles draft a rb i will find you

[Rhyis.]

[Xno Kappa]

[Weltall]

Going to assume you have a no trade rule because if Chicago doesn’t trade #1 the entire franchise should be banished forever.