2023 NFL Off-Season Thread: i didnt see a week 1 thread so,

[Rhyis.]

he'll end up on the patriots or something anyway. bill doesn't give a fuck about positional value

[archibaldcrane]

TIL Jamison Crowder is still in the league.

https://twitter.com/josinaanderson/s...9dme_dJTiuUi6g

Thought I was in NBA chat and thought "makes sense, he didn't play at all for the Suns this season, surprised Xno didn't see he was traded tho

didn't know Jae was short for Jamison, huh"

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/sgellison/status...755545088?s=20
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/s...161804289?s=20

lol

https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/...xIghEsrQibgLug

[Weltall]

Lamar is a flat out moron lmao

[Rhyis.]

Lamar is a flat out moron lmao

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/sta...21010576986116
https://twitter.com/Lj_era8/status/1...C-2d2I_74tAAAA
calling tom pelissero a liar, who literally showed the exact nfl memo sent to all the teams, is some special stuff

[Mertron]

the ron mexico jokes are a nice throwback

[Weltall]

Lamar likes to be “technically correct” in his bullshit.

1. “I don’t want a fully guaranteed contract!” No, you just want one with similar or more guaranteed money than Watson.

2. “He wasn’t trying to negotiate for me!” No, he was just trying to initiate your ability to do so and gauge interest.

Dude is IQ level 0 like his passing ability.

Again, I hope the Ravens give him 500 million cuz fuck the Ravens. Also again, I was correct from day 1 on this guy’s game on here.

[Weltall]

Lane Johnson is now on the books, thanks to void years, through 2028 for the Eagles:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/sta...076064769?s=20

[Mertron]

the salary cap is fake anyway

[Rhyis.]

is normal. the iggles literally have 14 guys with void years on their contracts.

johnson, slay, kelce, graham, brown, mailata, reddick, goedert, sweat, cox, maddox, barnett, bradbery, & elliott (the kicker lol)

the boys have 7 guys, and the only reason they have less is because they can slap more money in daks void years because he's a qb.

its just standard at this point. teams are shoving like 25% of their total current cap into the future now

[Weltall]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/...578889734?s=20

[Weltall]

Nelson Agholor to Ravens

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/...578889734?s=20

i am ok with this. WR corps aint anything to write home about, but its not terrible either

[Krandor]

Whoever they draft is going into a pretty good situation.

Bunch of veteran WRs, above average (if healthy) OL, offensive minded HC and McCown as QB coach.

Good nexus for development

[Weltall]

I'm now on the Stroud bandwagon, despite OSU. They should take him. He seems the overall safest of them.

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/fhmoreau/status/...gIRK2bOMcBVXxg

[Weltall]

No wonder the Eagles didn't keep him. Another example of extremely low intelligence on display:

https://twitter.com/CGJXXIII/status/...689375234?s=20

[Rhyis.]

No wonder the Eagles didn't keep him. Another example of extremely low intelligence on display:

https://twitter.com/CGJXXIII/status/...689375234?s=20

current and former black players love lamar. its just how it is

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[Koyangi]

I just got to thinkin', does the NFC North line-up to play against the AFC East next Season(Jets vs Packers)?

[Rhyis.]

for everyone's weekend enjoyment, and now that we're through the combine and a bunch of these pro days, i present rhyis' legitimately original 2.0 mock draft for 2023.
the draft where everything is made up and the trades do matter

Spoiler: show

01. CAR - CJ Stroud (QB1)
02. HOU - Bryce Young (QB2)
03. DET - Anthony Richardson (QB3) - from ARI
04. IND - Will Levis (QB4)
05. SEA - Tyree Wilson (EDGE1)
06. ARI - Will Anderson (EDGE2) - from DET
07. LVR - Christian Gonzalez (CB1)
08. ATL - Nolan Smith (EDGE3)
09. CHI - Jalen Carter (DT1)
10. PHI - Lukas Van Ness (EDGE4)
11. TEN - Peter Skoronski (OL1)
12. HOU - Myles Murphy (EDGE5)
13. NYJ - Paris Johnson (OL2)
14. NE - Joey Porter (CB2)
15. GB - Darnell Washington (TE1)
16. WAS - Bijan Robinson (RB1)
17. PIT - Broderick Jones (OL3)
18. DET - Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR1)
19. TB - Darnell Wright (OL4)
20. SEA - Michael Mayer (TE2)
21. LAC - Zay Flowers (WR2)
22. BAL - Devon Witherspoon (CB3)
23. MIN - Hendon Hooker (QB5)
24. JAX - Deonte Banks (CB4)
25. NYG - Quentin Johnston (WR3)
26. DAL - Jack Campbell (LB1)
27. BUF - Dawand Jones (OL5)
28. CIN - Dalton Kincaid (TE3)
29. NO - Bryan Bresee (DT2)
30. PHI - Calijah Kancey (DT3)
31. KC - Anton Harrison (OL6)

please express your mad for giving your shitty team a shitty player at rhyisdoesntgiveafuck.com