2023 NFL Off-Season Thread: i didnt see a week 1 thread so,

[Xno Kappa]

Oh there’s Gonzalez. Nvm

[Rhyis.]

Rhyis said he would go 7th to the Raiders.

i had a mock on here where either him or witherspoon fell to like 15 or 16. there was only like 4 teams that wanted corner.

its funny you kinda learn dudes ranges when you make these mocks

for everyone's weekend enjoyment, and now that we're through the combine and a bunch of these pro days, i present rhyis' legitimately original 2.0 mock draft for 2023.
the draft where everything is made up and the trades do matter

Spoiler: show

01. CAR - CJ Stroud (QB1)
02. HOU - Bryce Young (QB2)
03. DET - Anthony Richardson (QB3) - from ARI
04. IND - Will Levis (QB4)
05. SEA - Tyree Wilson (EDGE1)
06. ARI - Will Anderson (EDGE2) - from DET
07. LVR - Christian Gonzalez (CB1)
08. ATL - Nolan Smith (EDGE3)
09. CHI - Jalen Carter (DT1)
10. PHI - Lukas Van Ness (EDGE4)
11. TEN - Peter Skoronski (OL1)
12. HOU - Myles Murphy (EDGE5)
13. NYJ - Paris Johnson (OL2)
14. NE - Joey Porter (CB2)
15. GB - Darnell Washington (TE1)
16. WAS - Bijan Robinson (RB1)
17. PIT - Broderick Jones (OL3)
18. DET - Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR1)
19. TB - Darnell Wright (OL4)
20. SEA - Michael Mayer (TE2)
21. LAC - Zay Flowers (WR2)
22. BAL - Devon Witherspoon (CB3)
23. MIN - Hendon Hooker (QB5)
24. JAX - Deonte Banks (CB4)
25. NYG - Quentin Johnston (WR3)
26. DAL - Jack Campbell (LB1)
27. BUF - Dawand Jones (OL5)
28. CIN - Dalton Kincaid (TE3)
29. NO - Bryan Bresee (DT2)
30. PHI - Calijah Kancey (DT3)
31. KC - Anton Harrison (OL6)

please express your mad for giving your shitty team a shitty player at rhyisdoesntgiveafuck.com

witherspoon to 22. i knew i wasn't making this shit up

[Weltall]

Dude is not happy with his draft position

[Mertron]

nolan smith fall to the eagles challenge

[Rhyis.]

Lmao the Commanders fans were clueless who this CB is

A 166 lbs CB, what the shit

That man gonna get snapped in half if he tries press coverage

yeah i didn't believe this dude would go in the first. that shit aint nfl weight

Dude is not happy with his draft position

he was out drafted by a cb that should be in the cfl

[Weltall]

Lmao just realized the Falcons drafted a 5th round RB last season who got 1000 yards.

[Rhyis.]

players i hope the boys can get at 26:
murphy (de), porter (cb), wright (rt/lg), smith-njigba (wr), bijan (rb)

players i expect the boys can get at 26:
kincaid (te), johnson (wr), mcdonald (edge)

the individual player who i believe the boys will take at 26:
darnell washington - physical freak tight end

plus nolan smith and mayer. lots of dudes to draft still

forbes and gibbs gonna help this thing out

[Mertron]

WHAT ARE THE LIONS DOING

[Rhyis.]

i actually thought the boys might think about campbell. his comp is leighton vander esch

[Xno Kappa]

WHAT ARE THE LIONS DOING

NOT DRAFTING A WR AND I SUPPORT THEIR DECISION

[Rhyis.]

lac, bal, and min all go wr in front of you xno

[Xno Kappa]

lac, bal, and min all go wr in front of you xno

Nuh uh!

[Rhyis.]

i actually thought the boys might think about campbell. his comp is leighton vander esch

saying that, picking runningback and middle linebacker in the year of our lord 2023 when you had the 6th and 18th picks is so 1980s foosball

[Rhyis.]

peeps keep calling this dude aaron donald just because he went to pitt and he's short

[Tyche]

What will be higher, Will Levis' draft position or the number of turnovers he has his first season?

[Xno Kappa]

NOOOOOOOO

[Mertron]

congrats on not having to feel awkward every time you pronounce his name when you curse him out when he has shit games

[Mertron]

good pick for the chargers

[Xno Kappa]

I wanted a CB anyways!

[Weltall]

Bad pick by Chargers. Not that Q is going to be bad, but the Chargers need fucking defense. Nolan was there.