2023 MLB Season Thread: Hurry the Fuck Up

[Mertron]

Rosin Rules

1.⁠You can't just be up there and just havin' rosin like that.

1a. Too much rosin is when you

1b. Okay well listen. Too much rosin is when you have rosin

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to use rosin, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is on the mound, he can't be over here and say to his hands, like, "I'm gonna rub ya! I'm gonna rub you with rosin! You better watch me rub!" and then just be like he didn't even use too much rosin.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to use rosin and then use rosin, you have to avoid too much rosin. You cannot not use the right amount of rosin. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, rubbing your hand with the right amount of rosin, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the rosin here, like this, but then there's too much rosin you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. James Rosin hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope he's doing OK since his uncredited role in Men in Black.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, he was in the 1998 film Celebrity too! Hope working with Woody Allen didn't lead somewhere bad.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). People know about the Woody Allen accusations right? Like when people say, "I really love Woody Allen," they know all about that stuff, right?

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. Too much rosin is when the pitcher rubs too much rosin on his hands, as determined by, when you rub too much rosin on your hands

2) Do not use too much rosin please

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[synistar]

[synistar]

What's worse for a sport. Playing professional hockey games in a 5,000 seat college arena while waiting for the future arena to be built?

Or professional baseball games in a 9,000 seat open air minor league park in scorching Las Vegas waiting 3 full seasons for the new stadium to be built?

https://www.8newsnow.com/sports/loca...vegas-ballpark

I know the Chargers playing in that tiny Dignity Health Sports Park (Formerly Home Depot Center and StubHub Center) was taken as a joke while SoFi was being built; but both A's and the Coyotes are just garbage.

[Melena]

Good, fuck the A's.

[Mertron]

teehee

https://twitter.com/lindseyadler/sta...xIghEsrQibgLug

[Mertron]

Diamondbacks are DFA'ing Bumgardner. still owed 34m through the 2024 season.

someone at work today mentioned this and wants to know why the yankees can print money but can’t eat the hicks contract

[Cail]

i feel for Oakland fans...a team leaving your area fucking sucks

[archibaldcrane]

What's worse for a sport. Playing professional hockey games in a 5,000 seat college arena while waiting for the future arena to be built?

Or professional baseball games in a 9,000 seat open air minor league park in scorching Las Vegas waiting 3 full seasons for the new stadium to be built?

The ballpark features 4Topps Premium Seating breathable mesh seats, with 8,200 seats installed it is the first stadium in sports history with all seats made from breathable mesh. The frames of these seats contain fiberglass, which has since delaminated causing skin irritation to some spectators.

Lol

[synistar]

Cubs' pitcher Drew Smyly had a perfect game. 7IP in the books until cather Yan Gomes decided to turn things into a wrestling match.

https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/stat...12825918832640

[Mertron]

nice

[Koyangi]

inb4 a perfect game is lost at some point due to pitch clock violation giving a batter a 4th ball and therefore a walk.

[Mertron]

this is one of my new favorite baseball shitpost accounts

https://twitter.com/jaycuda/status/1...xIghEsrQibgLug

[Krandor]

https://twitter.com/JayCuda/status/1...109123589?s=20

lol

[Obsidian]

Tonight's Jays/Yankees game is one of the stupid fucking Apple TV+ games. Watching the box score on MLB.com sure is a great viewing experience.

[Mertron]

dongbot has a script for a certain player when they hit a homerun in a specific direction

https://twitter.com/kpierce401/statu...xIghEsrQibgLug

[Mertron]

dongbot has a script for a certain player when they hit a homerun in a specific direction

https://twitter.com/kpierce401/statu...xIghEsrQibgLug

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https://twitter.com/cozenschamber/st...xIghEsrQibgLug

[NynJa]

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https://twitter.com/cozenschamber/st...xIghEsrQibgLug

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[Xno Kappa]

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https://twitter.com/cozenschamber/st...xIghEsrQibgLug

LOL

[Xno Kappa]

Hahahahahahaha

https://m.lasvegassun.com/news/2023/...all-stadium-n/

A’s seeking $500M in funding for Las Vegas ballpark

[Melena]

I will laugh so hard if Oakland gives them the boot and Vegas doesn't pony up.

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