2023 MLB Season Thread: Hurry the Fuck Up

[Obsidian]

sssssssssssssssssssssswing and a miss

https://twitter.com/justinctoscano/s...xIghEsrQibgLug

They're up 10-9 right now, lol.

[Xno Kappa]

$360M+ payroll with something like $480M+ when luxury tax is included to be under .500 with a third of the season finished, three games outside of a wildcard slot, and in a much weaker league.

Doesn’t seem ideal to win a World Series. Mets fans loved to chirp growing up about how the Yankees bought all their championships. So what’s going on? Is Steve Cohen stupid?

[Krandor]

I've got a diehard Mets fan in my class right now, I've had an exceptionally fun week roasting him. Even better with the Giants actually being over .500 right now

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/codifybaseball/s...xIghEsrQibgLug

[Melena]

I truly thought this was a joke when I first read it. https://twitter.com/KeeganMatheson/s...23211785732096

Not anymore. Just got DFA'd

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[Obsidian]

Yessssss

[Xno Kappa]

He’ll be on Fox News/newsmax by next week talking about how he’s been cancelled by the woke mob at mlb.

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/richardstaff/sta...xIghEsrQibgLug

[Obsidian]

He's been on like 8 different teams in 12 seasons, can't imagine why.

[Richybear]

Just sign John Rocker to use up the roster spot. lol

[Mertron]

speaking of people who can’t stay healthy

https://twitter.com/talkinbaseball_/...xIghEsrQibgLug

[Mertron]

unrelated

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1...xIghEsrQibgLug

[Obsidian]

speaking of people who can’t stay healthy

https://twitter.com/talkinbaseball_/...xIghEsrQibgLug

Life comes at you fast, lol. A week ago: https://twitter.com/BNightengale/sta...75125070598147

Also, Alvarez and Alonso both hit the IL today.

[Melena]

https://twitter.com/dougdirt24/statu...htmode%3Dfalse

[Krandor]

I'm guessing their farm system doesn't have much past De La Cruz

[Melena]

Pretty much. Bullpen taxed and those are about the only two with options they can send back down once they get a day off.

[Obsidian]

I'm guessing their farm system doesn't have much past De La Cruz

They have Encarnacion-Strand who will surely be called up soon, but I don't think they've got much of anything for pitching depth.

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/jomboymedia/stat...xIghEsrQibgLug

[Outlaw]

LOL!!!!!

Fyi, not laughing at his pain. That was great. I love Sterling.^^

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[Mertron]

chicken buckets

https://twitter.com/ktsharp/status/1...xIghEsrQibgLug