2023 MLB Season Thread: Hurry the Fuck Up

**synistar** · 2023-07-08 17:31

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

Elly de la Cruz just stole second, then stole 3rd on the next pitch, then did a straight steal of home. 3 SBs in 2 pitches. He has 16 in 29 games now.

https://streamable.com/an1fmi

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**Xno Kappa** · 2023-07-08 17:45

Kid is incredible. God damn!

**Melena** · 2023-07-08 17:50

Elly: "Fuck it, I'll do it myself."

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**NynJa** · 2023-07-08 18:18

BREWERS were caught nappin.

**Mertron** · 2023-07-08 18:45

https://twitter.com/jaycuda/status/1...xIghEsrQibgLug

**Outlaw** · 2023-07-08 20:55

WOW! Ha ha ha ha!

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**Koyangi** · 2023-07-09 02:38

Jesus H. Christ!

**Melena** · 2023-07-09 14:01

You got one god damn game before the break and you're that fucking bad already!

https://streamable.com/eqvmmx

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**Xno Kappa** · 2023-07-09 14:09

I had zero clue wtf was going when that happened. Shit was hilariously out of nowhere lol

**Mertron** · 2023-07-10 12:59

either defense has gotten better or people just don’t call errors anymore

https://twitter.com/codifybaseball/s...xIghEsrQibgLug

**Obsidian** · 2023-07-10 13:03

They're definitely just being way more kind with errors.

**Melena** · 2023-07-10 13:09

If this carries over during the home run derby and all star game, this may get spicy.

https://twitter.com/PatrickDLyons/st...D5B50Hh6g&s=19

**Mertron** · 2023-07-10 13:58

Originally Posted by Mertron

great we have to put up with Alonso’s tryhard schtick again this year

https://twitter.com/thomas_carrieri/...xIghEsrQibgLug

**Mertron** · 2023-07-10 14:00

apparently it’s from last year but its probably happening right now also

**Mertron** · 2023-07-10 18:42

we don’t have a college baseball thread but we got a live one here

alabama baseball in a huge cheating/gambling scandal. in their college WS game against LSU the head coach told someone they were scratching their ace pitcher just before the game and was aware of that person getting ready to place a huge wager on the game

and the dude who made the wager literally admitted to everything instantly while trying to place the bet lol

https://twitter.com/bypatforde/statu...xIghEsrQibgLug

**Mertron** · 2023-07-10 18:44

“you don’t understand, you have to let me place this $100000 bet even though it’s way above your max limit! i have literal inside information about the game from the head coach, look at these text messages!”