2023 MLB Season Thread: Hurry the Fuck Up

[Mertron]

mets have gone from buying a championship to welp looks like we need to let young guys develop

https://twitter.com/aaroncornielle/s...472429062?s=46

[Krandor]

Fuck the Dodgers

https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/statu...201518080?s=20

[archibaldcrane]

were the dodgers going to stick him in the pen? weird to see a guy on a team doing nothing prefer not to go to a major market team that's definitely going to make the playoffs

[Celeras]

Can’t front. Mets are making a lot of sensible decisions to right the ship.

https://twitter.com/BNightengale/sta...076313088?s=20

So they basically bought the Astro’s prospects by flipping Verlander.

Cohen Rule#2: Electric Bugaboo

Baseball is so stupid lol
https://twitter.com/jaseidler/status...69523765936128

[synistar]

were the dodgers going to stick him in the pen? weird to see a guy on a team doing nothing prefer not to go to a major market team that's definitely going to make the playoffs

https://twitter.com/THEREAL_DV/statu...82577832751105

[Mertron]

And Verlander’s first start is going to be against the Yankees lol

https://twitter.com/foursavages/stat...689244683?s=46

[Krandor]

Going off what synistar quoted, the going theory is that his 10 team no trade list is basically the entire NL/AL West

[Xno Kappa]

Brian Cashman is worse than Dan Snyder. There I said it.

[Mertron]

yankees already getting blasted 5-0, time to shitpost

https://twitter.com/_piccone/status/...813796864?s=46

[Mertron]

speaking of trump indicted

https://twitter.com/fuzzyfromyt/stat...846105601?s=46

[Krandor]

Brian Cashman is worse than Dan Snyder. There I said it.

I'm pretty sure Cashman hasn't been involved in any sexual harassment scandals. That we know of anyways.

Besides he's not the owner, should be blaming the Steinbrenners for keeping him and Boone on well past their expiration dates.

[synistar]

9 IP, 0 H, 1 BB, 7 K, 93 pitches. Faced the minimum 27 hitters.

https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1686562221503950848

[Obsidian]

The final score of the Cubs/Reds game was 20-9... lol. What the fuck happened there.

[Melena]

So MLB is learning quickly, don't run on Patrick Bailey.

Realmuto is consoder d probably the best defensive catcher right now, and leads the league in put outs and second in caught stealing.

Patrick Bailey leads that category with 36 less games played.

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[Obsidian]

The final score of the Cubs/Reds game was 20-9... lol. What the fuck happened there.

So, the Cubs left Ben Lively in for 13 earned runs... lol.

[Mertron]

you see a balk is when

https://twitter.com/sportsradiowip/s...680116224?s=46

[Krandor]

He never threw a single pitch lol, just balked and called it a day

[Xno Kappa]

He never threw a single pitch lol, just balked and called it a day

I didn't know that part until I watched the whole clip lmao.

[Vagrant]

There really is no team more entertaining than the Mets. Typically for all the wrong reasons but still.

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[Richybear]

That's why they're Apu's favorite squadron