2023 MLB Season Thread: Hurry the Fuck Up

[Mertron]

this is the best day of josh donaldsons life

[Mertron]

boxing play by play

https://twitter.com/kennyducey/statu...305572864?s=46

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/danny21mph/statu...731790336?s=46

[Salodin]

https://twitter.com/DannyVietti/stat...j7Yj3eW3Q&s=19

Boys will be boys sent me lmfao

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[Xno Kappa]

this is the best day of josh donaldsons life

Jackie ain’t bout that life lmao

[Xno Kappa]

I just realized Yankees play the white Sox starting tomorrow!

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/s...85642062057473

My fat ass runs faster

https://twitter.com/itsthatboymike/s...427625473?s=46

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/DannyVietti/stat...j7Yj3eW3Q&s=19

Boys will be boys sent me lmfao

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it’s not funny

…but,

[Xno Kappa]

I’ve rewatched it like 100 times and I still can’t decide what’s my favorite part.

Tim Anderson who bats and throws right handed taking a southpaw stance, or Jose Ramirez just flailing and connecting with a right hook while staring at the ground.

[archibaldcrane]

Speaking of Giancarlo Stanton

He was the last teenager to hit 16+ homers in AA, back in 2009

Until Jackson CHOURIO, the Brewers superprospect, just hit 17. He'll turn 20 in March.

We'll see if they keep him in AA long enough to surpass Delmon Young's 20 teen homers in AA in 2005.

[Obsidian]

I think this was the Blue Jays' first series win against their division all season. It was also their first three wins against the Red Sox this season.

[Vaspinne]

I think this was the Blue Jays' first series win against their division all season. It was also their first three wins against the Red Sox this season.

Prior to this series win against Boston, I think they were something like 8-24 against the ALEast, and like 52-26 or something like that against the rest of the league lol

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/mikebeauvais/sta...880129537?s=46

[Mertron]

got knocked the fuck out and got the biggest suspension to boot, taking all the Ls

https://twitter.com/talkinbaseball_/...372150272?s=46

[Obsidian]

Man got fired for stating the Orioles' record.

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/...34791573262336

[Melena]

Man got fired for stating the Orioles' record.

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/...34791573262336

That's the same fucking team that fired now Giants broadcaster Jon Miller for not being a paid cheerleader when the team sucked.

[Mertron]

meanwhile on the yankee network you are allowed to call aaron boone an idiot to his face

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/willetspen/statu...217713664?s=46

[Lucavi]

Man got fired for stating the Orioles' record.

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/...34791573262336

Angelos is a petty fuck. All of them are.

[Xno Kappa]

https://twitter.com/TalkinYanks/stat...697137664?s=20

https://twitter.com/ByJackHarris/sta...050658304?s=20

To the surprise of no one, the white Sox clubhouse seems to be a colossal shit show.