2023 MLB Season Thread: Hurry the Fuck Up

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/zachleft/status/...810233513?s=46

[Xno Kappa]

I don’t know what happened but this is by far the biggest win of the season.

https://twitter.com/yankees/status/1...4cFnT_86rk5g5Q

[Mertron]

donaldson: i am now healthy and on the roster, i would like to play again

yankees: ok but what if you weren’t on the roster tho

[Krandor]

https://twitter.com/peggykusinski/st...082321361?s=20

[NynJa]

Im sorry but i cant help but laugh

[Krandor]

I mean, it's fucking hilarious

[Mertron]

how the fuck can you sneak something in through belly fat, can’t metal detectors scan metal plates and shit

[Vaspinne]

I mean, does a basic pat-down include lifting and searching under people's fat flaps?

[synistar]

I knew I should have checked in here first. Posted it in the gun thread since that was where it was first posted. Also for more lulz from people who don't beisbol

[Xno Kappa]

Would’ve been funnier if she accidentally offed herself the stupid fat bitch. People take kids to these games.

[Obsidian]

Less than a month after the Angels went ALL IN to justify not trading Ohtani,

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Angels have placed starter Lucas Giolito, relievers Matt Moore and Reynaldo López, and outfielders Hunter Renfroe and Randal Grichuk on waivers, sources tell ESPN. Huge potential playoff implications: All can be claimed by teams for free on Thursday.

Just a tremendous organization.

[Xno Kappa]

Masterclass Cashman on not doing Jack shit at the trade deadline.

https://twitter.com/eboland11/status...4cFnT_86rk5g5Q

[Melena]

Less than a month after the Angels went ALL IN to justify not trading Ohtani,



Just a tremendous organization.

From all in to under the tax threshold.

Arte should be thanking the A's for keeping the spotlight off of him

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[Outlaw]

This happened at the Braves/Rockies game last night.

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1696502639356190995

https://twitter.com/HelpHowDoILand/s...55972472815622

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[Obsidian]

Speaking of fucking idiots:

Asked Schneider if the #BlueJays considered pinch-running for Kirk and how the 8th played out.

“Brandon wasn’t available. We had guys playing everywhere. Biggio at short, Davis at third. A lot of moving parts. Tying run, yeah, we would have had a pinch-runner. Down by two, no.”
Schneider added his general rule is pinch-running for the tying run, and that a big spot could have come up in the 11th for Kirk's next AB.

“The odds of a medium-depth fly ball with an average throwing outfielder and Kirk at third was probably last on my Bingo card.” #BlueJays

Great work, John. Think about what you're going to do in the SECOND extra inning while you're down by 2 in the 8th.

Just fire everyone, the hitting coach is a conspiracy nutjob Trump supporting dumbass and the pitching coach is a drunk driver.

Edit: Here's a fun stat for everyone as well.

Since the start of June the Jays have had the tying run in RISP in the 7th inning or later in 35 PA. They are 3 for 33 and have driven in the runner a total of 1 time (Varsho on Sunday)

[Melena]

Man, Cobb losing his no hitter with two outs in the 9th sucked.

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[Koyangi]

Man, Cobb losing his no hitter with two outs in the 9th sucked.

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RBI double. RIP

[Krandor]

lol

https://twitter.com/SNYtv/status/169...449620126?s=20

[Obsidian]

Reverse Mets.

[Xno Kappa]

The Texas Rangers merely adopted the Aroldis Chapman.