2023 MLB Season Thread: Hurry the Fuck Up

[Xno Kappa]

All you can do is sigh and then maniacally chuckle.

https://twitter.com/BrendanKutyNJ/st...083525691?s=20

[Mertron]

apparently i missed something funny watching football

[Melena]

apparently i missed something funny watching football

Talking about the blue jays scoring two runs on three straight wild pitches?

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[Mertron]

that’s p good too

[Obsidian]

Talking about the blue jays scoring two runs on three straight wild pitches?

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that’s p good too

https://twitter.com/Brennan_L_D/stat...7O4MBAAzA&s=19

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/panasonicdx4500/...892154430?s=46

[Mertron]

pressure

https://twitter.com/talkinbaseball_/...419402692?s=46

[Obsidian]

He's less like a tire being inflated by pressure and more like a belt, buckling under it.

Being upset that you've been demoted because you have a 6 ERA and a 1.7 WHIP, and also after cracking someone's skull open with a fastball is pretty hilarious though.

[Xno Kappa]

There’s still a great bit of satisfaction to be had from this season. Yankees sweep the Red Sox double header. Dragging them down right with us all the way to the bottom of this shitty basement!

[Mertron]

f

https://twitter.com/bnightengale/sta...476200577?s=46

[Outlaw]

If I were him I would leave a note on my locker that just says, "Don't call!" go to some tropical island somewhere that no one could find me and stay drunk until February.

Talk about a ruff season.

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[Mertron]

ChAiM

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/statu...835382178?s=46

[Obsidian]

Jays came into this series against Texas up 1.5 games on the Rangers for the third wild card. They get swept in the most important series of their entire season, and it's also conveniently the first time in franchise history they've been swept in a 4 game series in September.

They need to fire every single person who has ever spoken to Shapiro or Atkins.

[Vaspinne]

It's a good thing all their remaining games are against their own division, where they have a very sub .500 record against this season.

Even with the Yankees bottoming out, I don't have any confidence the Jays can win most of their games against them. And yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if they got swept in their series against the Rays

[Obsidian]

I want them to lose as many as possible to increase the likelihood of everyone getting fired. There shouldn't even be mice left in the front office when the offseason starts.

Shapiro has won one playoff series in TWENTY TWO YEARS.

[Richybear]

Have Manoah pitch every game left

[Mertron]

hecantkeepgettingawaywithit.gif

https://twitter.com/umpireauditor/st...494208759?s=46

https://twitter.com/umpscorecards/st...645386472?s=46

[Xno Kappa]

Fuuuuuck a Yankees pitcher just blasted in the head on a line drive right back to him. Ball bounced off mad high too.

[Outlaw]

Oww. >.<

https://twitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/...50189579501780

And..

https://twitter.com/austinoravec/sta...50181673156805

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[Melena]

So the Giants through the first six innings have been no hit, but winning 1-0 going into the bottom of the 6th.

Webb carrying on the Matt Cain position of getting absolutely no run support.

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